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Speaking of bog roll . . .
« on: 04 May 2018, 13:56:55 »

...........this is what you need as an employer if your workers are spending too much time taking a 'comfort break' :)

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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #1 on: 04 May 2018, 14:14:43 »

Have you ordered a box for "downstairs" at Opti manor?

As an aside what were you searching for when you found that.?
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #2 on: 04 May 2018, 14:23:25 »

Have you ordered a box for "downstairs" at Opti manor?

As an aside what were you searching for when you found that.?

Indeed I have, Mr Varche. :)

 Too late now but this excellent product could have saved British Leyland back in the day. :)
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #3 on: 04 May 2018, 15:41:01 »

Have you ordered a box for "downstairs" at Opti manor?

As an aside what were you searching for when you found that.?

Indeed I have, Mr Varche. :)

 Too late now but this excellent product could have saved British Leyland back in the day. :)

I'm sure that you are on hand with the soothing baby lotion after the maid has been in the downstairs kazi?   :)
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #4 on: 06 May 2018, 07:12:54 »


Nah, Izal paper in boxes is best. You know the stuff that's all shiny so it doesn't actually clean it just spreads it around a bit    :o

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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #5 on: 06 May 2018, 08:01:10 »

And had such sharp edges it'd cut your arse to ribbons too ;D
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #6 on: 06 May 2018, 12:08:20 »


Nah, Izal paper in boxes is best. You know the stuff that's all shiny so it doesn't actually clean it just spreads it around a bit    :o

There should be a warning on the box......"this product will not work with runny stools".


....consult the Bristol stool chart before use. :)
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #7 on: 06 May 2018, 12:36:44 »

To resuse, place in washing machine on a hot wash and full spin..... ::)
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #8 on: 06 May 2018, 13:27:32 »

My Nan used to keep that Izal stuff in her downstairs loo, but ordinary toilet tissue in the upstairs bathroom.  :)

I always used to head upstairs to do my business, but often got firmly told to use the downstairs loo as " that's good enough for a little squirt like you! "   ;D
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #9 on: 06 May 2018, 14:39:29 »

My Nan used to keep that Izal stuff in her downstairs loo, but ordinary toilet tissue in the upstairs bathroom.  :)

I always used to head upstairs to do my business, but often got firmly told to use the downstairs loo as " that's good enough for a little squirt like you! "   ;D
You should have informed your Nan that it was the little squirts that were causing the problems with the downstairs toilet paper.  ;D
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #10 on: 06 May 2018, 14:54:24 »

My Nan used to keep that Izal stuff in her downstairs loo, but ordinary toilet tissue in the upstairs bathroom.  :)

I always used to head upstairs to do my business, but often got firmly told to use the downstairs loo as " that's good enough for a little squirt like you! "   ;D
You should have informed your Nan that it was the little squirts that were causing the problems with the downstairs toilet paper.  ;D


 Strips of the Daily Mirror on a nail was a luxury when I was a nipper. :)

I seem to recall wiping my arse on Christine Keeler. ;)
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #11 on: 06 May 2018, 17:32:14 »

My Nan used to keep that Izal stuff in her downstairs loo, but ordinary toilet tissue in the upstairs bathroom.  :)

I always used to head upstairs to do my business, but often got firmly told to use the downstairs loo as " that's good enough for a little squirt like you! "   ;D
You should have informed your Nan that it was the little squirts that were causing the problems with the downstairs toilet paper.  ;D

I'd have got a clip round the ear for being cheeky!  ::)  :)
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #12 on: 06 May 2018, 22:44:32 »



So . . . . moving on

Why is todays "quality" bog roll so thin and have such small sheets. I used to travel to the the USA quite often, and I used at least twice as much arse wipe over there as here. I use Travelodge hotels quite a bit, if they think they are saving money by have such crap bog paper, they're wrong as I use at least twice as much. At least 4 or even 6 sheets to the fold  8) and yes, this matters. It is of mega importance    ::)




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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #13 on: 06 May 2018, 23:12:47 »



So . . . . moving on

Why is todays "quality" bog roll so thin and have such small sheets. I used to travel to the the USA quite often, and I used at least twice as much arse wipe over there as here. I use Travelodge hotels quite a bit, if they think they are saving money by have such crap bog paper, they're wrong as I use at least twice as much. At least 4 or even 6 sheets to the fold  8) and yes, this matters. It is of mega importance    ::)

4 to 6 sheets! Are you a large chap Rog?  ???  ::)  :-\  :)
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #14 on: 06 May 2018, 23:25:34 »

I don't know what he does and I'm not asking, but my son uses almost a whole bog roll at each "sitting" - I'm thinking of imposing a bog roll surcharge!  ::)

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