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[annihilator]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

[zirk]

Probably because they wont be able to monitor the conversations if the did that.

[X30XE]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

To what advantage?
Prison service has got loads of spare money and resource as well 

[Kevin Wood]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

For a start, it's not legal and, secondly, it doesn't work.

I don't know why they don't just ban mobile phones. It's supposed to be secure, after all.

[tunnie]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

For a start, it's not legal and, secondly, it doesn't work.

I don't know why they don't just ban mobile phones. It's supposed to be secure, after all.

You will be suggesting banning their Xbox and play stations next 

 

[Kevin Wood]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

For a start, it's not legal and, secondly, it doesn't work.

I don't know why they don't just ban mobile phones. It's supposed to be secure, after all.

You will be suggesting banning their Xbox and play stations next 

 

Surely you only need a mattress and a tin bucket to "rehabilitate" or am I old-fashioned like that Rumpel bloke?

[Mister Rog]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

For a start, it's not legal and, secondly, it doesn't work.

I don't know why they don't just ban mobile phones. It's supposed to be secure, after all.

You will be suggesting banning their Xbox and play stations next 

 

Surely you only need a mattress and a tin bucket to "rehabilitate" or am I old-fashioned like that Rumpel bloke?

Why ?     

Bloody softy tree hugging liberal 

[X30XE]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

For a start, it's not legal and, secondly, it doesn't work.

I don't know why they don't just ban mobile phones. It's supposed to be secure, after all.

And drugs... and knives... and escorts... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

For a start, it's not legal and, secondly, it doesn't work.

I don't know why they don't just ban mobile phones. It's supposed to be secure, after all.

You will be suggesting banning their Xbox and play stations next 

 

Surely you only need a mattress and a tin bucket to "rehabilitate" or am I old-fashioned like that Rumpel bloke?

Yes, but they won't want to come back for a return visit if the customer service  and hospitality is lacking.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Can't understand why prisons don't use the available jamming technology to sort this out.

For a start, it's not legal and, secondly, it doesn't work.

I don't know why they don't just ban mobile phones. It's supposed to be secure, after all.

And drugs... and knives... and escorts... 

Agreed. No need for escorts. It's easy to make new friends while taking a shower.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Aint you lot never eard of yuman rites ? 

[Lazydocker]

Having recently spoken with someone who is serving time I can assure you that not all prisons are holiday camps

[TheBoy]

Having recently spoken with someone who is serving time I can assure you that not all prisons are holiday camps

But still far too easy.  Granted, many cat A and cat B's are hard places...  ...but they tend to be reserved for more serious crimes.

After all, its supposed to be a deterrent, and anyone committing a crime warranting a custodial should be doing hard labour.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

A former workmate of mine served 3 years for gbh. He told me the downside is the boredom. It was eased by games consoles etc. to while away the hours, but its still very boring.
My thought was that due to the fact he had inflicted life changing injuries on someone, he hardly had room to complain about being bored.
I didn't actually verbalise my thoughts though, as even in prison his nickname was pshyco. 
Another former workmate served 12 years for murder. Even 10 years after his release he was still institutionalised.
At 9 pm each night he would go out to his garden shed, make a cup of tea, watch an hours TV, then go to slep in the bed he had in there.
He couldn't sleep indoors with the missus, as he couldn't sleep beside someone else, and the bedroom was far too big.
Eventually his Missus ran off with another bloke. Hardly surprising. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Aint you lot never eard of yuman rites ? 

Yuman ri... Farkriteoff... we have enough bother with the smokers at work, let alone the yumans

[Andy B]

A former workmate of mine served 3 years for gbh. He ......
Another former workmate served 12 years for murder. Even ....

Where did you work?      

[Viral_Jim]

Reckon he was an MP

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

A former workmate of mine served 3 years for gbh. He ......
Another former workmate served 12 years for murder. Even ....

Where did you work?      

Shovelling concrete on pricework. It attracted a bit of a rough old crowd. Not a single O level between the lot of us. It wasn't a place for the faint hearted. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Having recently spoken with someone who is serving time I can assure you that not all prisons are holiday camps

What network was he/she on and was the signal good?   

[STEMO]

EE are offering a new mini micro almost invisible SIM card esp. for prisoners. I believe it's so small you can hide it in your japs eye. 

[Rods2]

Having recently spoken with someone who is serving time I can assure you that not all prisons are holiday camps

But still far too easy.  Granted, many cat A and cat B's are hard places...  ...but they tend to be reserved for more serious crimes.

After all, its supposed to be a deterrent, and anyone committing a crime warranting a custodial should be doing hard labour.

That's the trouble with these 'liberal types', only hard labour, where there are more effective 'permanent solutions'.

[X30XE]

EE are offering a new mini micro almost invisible SIM card esp. for prisoners. I believe it's so small you can hide it in your japs eye. 

Fixed that for you 

[STEMO]

EE are offering a new mini micro almost invisible SIM card esp. for prisoners. I believe it's so small you can hide it in your japs eye. 

Fixed that for you 

Yes, thank you for that. The added bonus is that big Winston has to give you a blow job to get it out. 

[STEMO]

Unless, of course, he gets the knitting needles out. Ouch 

[Doctor Gollum]

Unless, of course, he gets the knitting needles out. Ouch 

Ah yes, the wisened voice of experience 

[X30XE]

Unless, of course, he gets the knitting needles out. Ouch 

Ah yes, the wisened voice of experience 

You can take the boy out of Liverpool... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?   

[STEMO]

Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?   

Got it. Thanks anyway. 

[BigWinston]

Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?   

Got it. Thanks anyway. 

Ohhhhhh yeah you know thats right STEMO

[STEMO]

Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?   

Got it. Thanks anyway. 

Ohhhhhh yeah you know thats right STEMO

Hi Honey. 

[STEMO]

How's the piles? Need em pushing back? 

[BigWinston]

Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?   

Got it. Thanks anyway. 

Ohhhhhh yeah you know thats right STEMO

Hi Honey. 

Hi baby 

[BigWinston]

How's the piles? Need em pushing back? 

Toooo right lover

[STEMO]

How's the piles? Need em pushing back? 

Toooo right lover

F**k off, yer dirty bastid. 

[BigWinston]

How's the piles? Need em pushing back? 

Toooo right lover

F**k off, yer dirty bastid. 

Ohhhh thats not what you whispered to me at visiting today

[STEMO]

How's the piles? Need em pushing back? 

Toooo right lover

F**k off, yer dirty bastid. 

Ohhhh thats not what you whispered to me at visiting today

Are you sure that's really you, Winnie? Yer sound a bit posh to me 
Describe,  exactly, where my secret mole is hiding.

[X30XE]

How's the piles? Need em pushing back? 

Toooo right lover

F**k off, yer dirty bastid. 

Ohhhh thats not what you whispered to me at visiting today

Are you sure that's really you, Winnie? Yer sound a bit posh to me 
Describe,  exactly, where my secret mole is hiding.

in your "secret alotment" ... yes, that is also a euphemism. giggedy

[STEMO]

How's the piles? Need em pushing back? 

Toooo right lover

F**k off, yer dirty bastid. 

Ohhhh thats not what you whispered to me at visiting today

Are you sure that's really you, Winnie? Yer sound a bit posh to me 
Describe,  exactly, where my secret mole is hiding.

in your "secret alotment" ... yes, that is also a euphemism. giggedy

Yer sound more like Winston Churchill than fickin Big Winston. 

[X30XE]

Whatever floats your boat son.  "we will fight them in our breaches..." 

[annihilator]

For a start, it's not legal and, secondly, it doesn't work.

if it doesn't work then why isn't it legal  and legality wouldn't be an issue if officially sanctioned to prevent criminal activity.

[TheBoy]

Jammers don't really work over distance of more than a short distance, and there are health concerns.

Probably rigged femtocells from each provider might be a better option...  ...perhaps these are already in use for other reasons, rather than blocking though