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Title: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 20 February 2020, 17:14:49
Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault? Last night a girl ran into the back of the ML in stop, start rush hour traffic & apparently it was my because I didn't set off when most of the other traffic started to move ??? .... reason being was that the car in front of me stalled so didn't move!  ::)

£1100 ..... though I knew the body shop I took it to wasn't the cheapest, but the chrome bit is over £400 on its own.


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Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 February 2020, 17:59:44
Probably applying her lippy in the mirror.

Texting/Sexting.

On her phone.

All of the above.
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 20 February 2020, 19:00:20
Probably applying her lippy in the mirror.

Texting/Sexting.

On her phone.

All of the above.

Quite possibly ....  :y
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 February 2020, 22:02:09
Meh!  :(
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 February 2020, 22:07:16
I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Viral_Jim on 21 February 2020, 01:31:00
Well sh!t.  >:(

At least it wasn't your fault and you have someone else picking up the bill. Better that then a parking shunt by an unknown assailant.
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 February 2020, 01:33:45
I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Viral_Jim on 21 February 2020, 08:32:24
I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D

Now you've really got his juices flowing!
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 10:52:05
I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

She was actually very slim  ::) ..... but looked as though she could be very high maintenance   ;D
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 10:53:23
..... Better that then a parking shunt by an unknown assailant.

Which is exactly what happened to my daughter's car ..... twice   >:(
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Raeturbo on 21 February 2020, 11:06:25
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 11:23:11
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Errr! No  ::)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Raeturbo on 21 February 2020, 11:53:08
 ;D
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 February 2020, 12:27:11
I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

She was actually very slim  ::) ..... but looked as though she could be very high maintenance   ;D

Lords Opti likes high maintenance women!  :y
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: deviator on 21 February 2020, 13:10:36
Lords Opti likes high maintenance women!  :y

It explains his love of Vauxhall  ;D
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 February 2020, 13:39:04
I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D

 Desirable Barnsley lass?
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 February 2020, 13:41:08
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it. :)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 16:16:09
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it. :)

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: dave the builder on 21 February 2020, 16:28:30
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it. :)
the young lady in question has already f****d poor Mr Andy .....



by crashing into him, time lost, insurance hassle,  increased insurance costs , phone calls , no car while it's being repaired  :(
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 16:30:03
Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it. :)
the young lady in question has already f****d poor Mr Andy .....



by crashing into him, time lost, insurance hassle,  increased insurance costs , phone calls , no car while it's being repaired  :(

Exactly! And blamed me into the bargain  ???  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: dave the builder on 21 February 2020, 16:59:50


....... And blamed me into the bargain  ???  ;D ;D
you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost  ::)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 17:03:14


....... And blamed me into the bargain  ???  ;D ;D
you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost  ::)

 :P :P :P :P :P It's vermilion!

 ;D ;D

My MKIII Cortina in Roman Bronze (light) was definitely rust colour!   :y :y

Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: dave the builder on 21 February 2020, 17:09:55


....... And blamed me into the bargain  ???  ;D ;D
you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost  ::)

 :P :P :P :P :P It's vermilion!

 ;D ;D

My MKIII Cortina in Roman Bronze (light) was definitely rust colour!   :y :y

all fords look rusty to me after a couple of years  ;D
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 February 2020, 17:19:20
Vermilion brown. :)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 18:31:59
Vermilion brown. :)

 :P :P :P
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 February 2020, 20:00:09
At least it's not Jewish racing gold or Babypoo brown ;)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2020, 20:53:14
At least it's not Jewish racing gold or Babypoo brown ;)

 ;D ;D
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Post by: Nick W on 22 February 2020, 10:18:20
Vermilion brown. :)


BL Russet is the textbook definition of shit brown. The effect was increased by the shit cars it was applied to; think Allegro/Marina/Dolomite/Mini
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: TheBoy on 22 February 2020, 11:18:43
Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?
Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 22 February 2020, 12:56:38
Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?
Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.
A bit older than that  ..... maybe late 20s/30  ;)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 22 February 2020, 13:11:05
Yup, definitely a millenials then ;D
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 February 2020, 13:50:25
Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?
Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.
A bit older than that  ..... maybe late 20s/30  ;)


A good rogering and there would have been no need to get the insurance involved. :)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 February 2020, 17:44:27
See I knew it :D
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Andy B on 22 February 2020, 20:42:01
Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?
Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.
A bit older than that  ..... maybe late 20s/30  ;)


A good rogering and there would have been no need to get the insurance involved. :)

She looked a bit too high maintenance for me .....  ;)
Title: Re: Bump .... !@?&
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 February 2020, 21:15:03
Ahh, just a test run mun :y