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[STEMO]

Saying goodbye to the F-Pace today, 27k of faultless and actually very enjoyable miles.

I would expect any new car to be alright for 27,000 miles. It's what happens after 50, 60 or 70,000 that makes a difference.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Saying goodbye to the F-Pace today, 27k of faultless and actually very enjoyable miles.

I would expect any new car to be alright for 27,000 miles. It's what happens after 150, 160 170,000 or 245,000that makes a difference.

Altered to reflect my perspective. 

[STEMO]

Saying goodbye to the F-Pace today, 27k of faultless and actually very enjoyable miles.

I would expect any new car to be alright for 27,000 miles. It's what happens after 150, 160 170,000 or 245,000that makes a difference.

Altered to reflect my perspective. 

Fair comment, Albs. I intend keeping my astra till it dies, god knows I've wasted enough on cars over the years. I've put 26,000 miles on it in 18 months so I should be at around 100,000 in 3/4 years if I haven't wrecked it....or been scrapped myself. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Reversed it into a lamp post, at 2mph,  in Tescos car park and damaged the rear bumper. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Reversed it into a lamp post, at 2mph,  in Tescos car park and damaged the rear bumper. 

With sensors or the chippy express?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

With sensors.  …………..chippy express gets parked against things, Top Gear style.

[STEMO]

Reversed it into a lamp post, at 2mph,  in Tescos car park and damaged the rear bumper. 

Were you having your afternoon nap at the time?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Swmbo seems to think so. I think she was talking about bags of sugar and cheap coconuts which distracted me. Obviously she is right. 

[TheBoy]

Driven it around, took a photo of it, but can't post it because this stupid laptop won't upload it. Thanks Mr Jobs, you self-abuser.

[STEMO]

Driven it around, took a photo of it, but can't post it because this stupid laptop won't upload it. Thanks Mr Jobs, you self-abuser.

If you're having problems working out how to work your computer, Jaime, just drop me a pm (that's a personal message) and I'll try to help you out. 

[TheBoy]

Driven it around, took a photo of it, but can't post it because this stupid laptop won't upload it. Thanks Mr Jobs, you self-abuser.

If you're having problems working out how to work your computer, Jaime, just drop me a pm (that's a personal message) and I'll try to help you out. 

How do I unwedge a laptop from a wall?

[STEMO]

Driven it around, took a photo of it, but can't post it because this stupid laptop won't upload it. Thanks Mr Jobs, you self-abuser.

If you're having problems working out how to work your computer, Jaime, just drop me a pm (that's a personal message) and I'll try to help you out. 

How do I unwedge a laptop from a wall?

Temper, temper. You may have broken it now. If you hadn't done that, you may have been able to enrol in an online anger management course.

[STEMO]

Driven it around, took a photo of it, but can't post it because this stupid laptop won't upload it. Thanks Mr Jobs, you self-abuser.

If you're having problems working out how to work your computer, Jaime, just drop me a pm (that's a personal message) and I'll try to help you out. 

How do I unwedge a laptop from a wall?

Temper, temper. You may have broken it now. If you hadn't done that, you may have been able to enrol in an online anger management course.

Opti has just entered the room, he will advise you about damage to laptops.

[Doctor Gollum]

Driven it around, took a photo of it, but can't post it because this stupid laptop won't upload it. Thanks Mr Jobs, you self-abuser.

If you're having problems working out how to work your computer, Jaime, just drop me a pm (that's a personal message) and I'll try to help you out. 

How do I unwedge a laptop from a wall?

Temper, temper. You may have broken it now. If you hadn't done that, you may have been able to enrol in an online anger management course.

Opti has just entered the room, he will advise you about damage to laptops.

And walls... Remember the lorry incident 

[TheBoy]

Driven it around, took a photo of it, but can't post it because this stupid laptop won't upload it. Thanks Mr Jobs, you self-abuser.

If you're having problems working out how to work your computer, Jaime, just drop me a pm (that's a personal message) and I'll try to help you out. 

How do I unwedge a laptop from a wall?

Temper, temper. You may have broken it now. If you hadn't done that, you may have been able to enrol in an online anger management course.

One of my old bosses approached the subject of an anger management course many years ago.

I told him I didn't need one, as I had no trouble getting angry...