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Happy Holidays
« on: 22 April 2019, 02:02:51 »
I hope you have all had a great Easter holiday. :y :y :y

Christmas next, so wishing you a great Christmas. :y :y :y

You know you needed this yuletide tonic, you really do. :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #1 on: 22 April 2019, 07:13:04 »
 You missed mayday, Spring bank holiday and August bank holiday beforehand Rods
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #2 on: 22 April 2019, 07:22:10 »
Are we allowed to have Easter still without up-setting "others"
I told Mrs Builder it's frowned upon now and not to expect any chocolate eggs
Chocolate is really what Easter is all about  ;)
NOT fatty lamb joints and sending cards or fluffy bunnies  ::)
it's about the chocolate eggs that the baby Jesus got given by King Herod's pole tax collectors  :P
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #3 on: 22 April 2019, 07:34:27 »
So is it time for Optis favourite Xmas smilies to make an appearance? :D :-X
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #4 on: 22 April 2019, 10:06:40 »
Old easter jokes:-
Save me a bun, I'll be back on Sunday!
Cross your legs, I've only got one nail left.
I don't care who your father is, you're not walking across MY lake!

Anyone know any others?

Ron.
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #5 on: 22 April 2019, 10:11:15 »
The people's front of juddiea.

There's many a good joke in the best film in the WORLD.. :y
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #6 on: 22 April 2019, 10:41:34 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 22 April 2019, 10:11:15
The people's front of juddiea.

There's many a good joke in the best film in the WORLD.. :y
splitter !
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #7 on: 22 April 2019, 10:50:18 »
Happy Holidays indeed...

https://news.sky.com/ :-X
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #8 on: 22 April 2019, 12:31:29 »
Quote from: BazaJT on 22 April 2019, 07:34:27
So is it time for Optis favourite Xmas smilies to make an appearance? :D :-X

Noooooooooooooooooo...............
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Re: Happy Holidays
« Reply #9 on: 22 April 2019, 13:02:59 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 22 April 2019, 10:11:15
The people's front of juddiea.

There's many a good joke in the best film in the WORLD.. :y

He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!  ;D ;D ;D
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