Surely your wallet is lodged behind the counter at the local Jag dealership
On the subject of moth I seem to get plagued with very small moths here just as I did last year.
You could buy an Audi, where they charge you for one of their staff to acquire all cash, cards and anything else that might be of value in your wallet. Including the wallet itself. This charge also include rubber gloves for when the bouncer ejects you from the showroom for looking poor....
I've often thought I'd like to win the lottery and wander into one of these showrooms in dirty jeans and a tee shirt. What fun.
Back in the 60's I had a mate who was a builder, he saved up, in cash, enough to buy a Ford Zepher.
He wandered into the Ford showroom in his builders gear, cash in a paper bag, and got ignored until he sat in one.