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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've just driven across town in what should've been 'rush hour' .... there was hardly a soul on the road. 

This part of the virus I like.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

everyone buying stuff for funeral buffets

Funerals are banned in Italy and will be here as well if CV_19 takes off here like it has there. 

We'll be rapidly carted off to the nearest crem for quick disposal.      Probably won't even have time to get cold! 

loads of old people about still with the attitude "i'm not stopping in "
so a few funeral buffets will spread enough covid 19 amongst them to finish them off   

bin wagons can collect the dead ,mince the corpses up and make animal feed for cows,pigs etc
what's the worst that can happen   

.....and the unsuspecting public. What was the film called?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've just driven across town in what should've been 'rush hour' .... there was hardly a soul on the road. 

Wifey had 55% of kids in today and is making excellent progress home, hardly any traffic. Reckons most schools will close by next week.
I've told my son that he's coming home from uni on Saturday. He didn't want to until I explained that, if he caught the bug, he'd be in his room for at least a week and wouldn't be allowed to even venture as far as the kitchen. Cold food dropped outside his door......that made him sit up.

If he comes with his girlfriend 'Busty Brenda' it may not be as bad as it sounds.

[ronnyd]

I popped into the local town this morning for a few bits
mother's day, watch battery ,fresh bread etc
it was heaving with shoppers , nothing on the shelves ,called at the farm, NO potatoes 
hardly surprising ,everyone thinks they must get 3 months worth of shopping for everyone over 70 
mum asked me to get pasta ,she don't even eat pasta 
hopefully things will settle down next week shopping wise
then of course ,the week after it will go bonkers again,
everyone buying stuff for funeral buffets

Funerals are banned in Italy and will be here as well if CV_19 takes off here like it has there. 

We'll be rapidly carted off to the nearest crem for quick disposal.      Probably won't even have time to get cold! 

That's handy. it will use less gas to get up to temperature.  Just had a thought. To save the planet for the tree huggers who survive this, Could you run a crematorium on solar panels? 

[dave the builder]

You expect the bin men to turn out when they've been guaranteed ssp from day one... 

Your as misinformed as Rods and Varche

someone will do it if you pay them more than SSP
as with anything ,money gets things done ,
 and there will be plenty of people without a job  unfortunately , glad of the work

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've just driven across town in what should've been 'rush hour' .... there was hardly a soul on the road. 

Wifey had 55% of kids in today and is making excellent progress home, hardly any traffic. Reckons most schools will close by next week.
I've told my son that he's coming home from uni on Saturday. He didn't want to until I explained that, if he caught the bug, he'd be in his room for at least a week and wouldn't be allowed to even venture as far as the kitchen. Cold food dropped outside his door......that made him sit up.

If he comes with his girlfriend 'Busty Brenda' it may not be as bad as it sounds.

She'll be happy as well. 

[STEMO]

Friend of wifey had to try three fuel stations in Bolsover this evening before finding fuel. It's starting......

[Andy B]

My daughter (works in intensive care unit) has a Covid-19 patient to look after  ...... I'm not happy 

[henryd]

My daughter (works in intensive care unit) has a Covid-19 patient to look after  ...... I'm not happy 

At least she knows what she's  dealing with,the rest of us haven't  a clue whos got it or not

[Andy B]

My daughter (works in intensive care unit) has a Covid-19 patient to look after  ...... I'm not happy 

At least she knows what she's  dealing with,the rest of us haven't  a clue whos got it or not

True!

As 'they' are not testing for it who knows who has it or not? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I just had a thought that if we get locked down for months and everything is shut, where are we going to get a haircut?   

It's trivial I know, but what to do?     

Not bother? and end up looking like a hippy or the wild man of Borneo?    Or go DIY? 

I've got a beard trimmer but it's round the back which will be tricky.   So I was thinking either a crusty style mo-hawk or a mullet! 

And those of you who will get your other half to do it, beware of long standing grudges!   

[Doctor Gollum]

My daughter (works in intensive care unit) has a Covid-19 patient to look after  ...... I'm not happy 

Goes with the territory unfortunately. Fwiw

[STEMO]

I just had a thought that if we get locked down for months and everything is shut, where are we going to get a haircut?   

It's trivial I know, but what to do?     

Not bother? and end up looking like a hippy or the wild man of Borneo?    Or go DIY? 

I've got a beard trimmer but it's round the back which will be tricky.   So I was thinking either a crusty style mo-hawk or a mullet! 

And those of you who will get your other half to do it, beware of long standing grudges!   

Said the very same to the missus last night. We'll end up a nation of overweight and unfit cavemen.
Oh......wait.....

[Rangie]

I just had a thought that if we get locked down for months and everything is shut, where are we going to get a haircut?   

It's trivial I know, but what to do?     

Not bother? and end up looking like a hippy or the wild man of Borneo?    Or go DIY? 

I've got a beard trimmer but it's round the back which will be tricky.   So I was thinking either a crusty style mo-hawk or a mullet! 

And those of you who will get your other half to do it, beware of long standing grudges!   

.   


Easy do what I do buy a set of Wahl hair clippers (Argos stock them) and a number 0 once a week keeps me looking like a "Hard bastard"😃

[Andy B]

My daughter (works in intensive care unit) has a Covid-19 patient to look after  ...... I'm not happy 

Goes with the territory unfortunately. Fwiw

I know .... but it doesn't help