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Messages - Doctor Gollum

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General Car Chat / Re: Zafira Tourer - Service ESP
« on: Yesterday at 22:01:27 »
The issue isn't necessarily in that module.

Did you reset all the service memories when you changed the oil?

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General Car Chat / Re: Zafira Tourer - Service ESP
« on: Yesterday at 21:21:42 »
Try chassis control module ::)

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General Car Chat / Re: That was dreadful !
« on: Yesterday at 21:20:30 »
Perhaps he was distracted by the woeful headlight illumination  ;)

Yes....beyond shite. :)
Only plod got standard Xenons and have only seen one Vectra C with adaptive forward lighting... ( a £1k option which the car should have had as standard, but because it cost a grand, no one ordered it ::))... And that was a base model estate :o

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General Car Chat / Re: That was dreadful !
« on: Yesterday at 20:08:57 »
Perhaps he was distracted by the woeful headlight illumination  ;)

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General Car Chat / Re: That was dreadful !
« on: Yesterday at 19:02:09 »
Yes..

Just one question: What made their overalls turn brown? ;)
Lift off oversteer :D

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Omega General Help / Re: Remote control door opener died
« on: Yesterday at 19:00:21 »
You only need a spare remote from one of your scrapped cars. Fit this to your existing key and have it programmed to the car.

Kevins profile has a link which tells you the cost and process. VX will probably charge half an hour to programme the fob to the car ;)

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Omega General Help / Re: Remote control door opener died
« on: Yesterday at 14:31:07 »
With the car pass, v5 and utility bill, any spare remote can be programmed to the car.  :y
By whom?
Vauxhall if you're feeling flush, Kevin Wood or TB if you're visiting anywhere near Hampshire or Oxford way ;)

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Omega General Help / Re: Windscreen washer sensor
« on: 19 September 2018, 23:46:04 »
Can't suggest much else without seeing how it is currently fitted...

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 19 September 2018, 23:00:53 »
It really is the Hotel California of tinterweb :D

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 19 September 2018, 22:46:13 »
Drove an Omega for the first time in years yesterday! Spent the day going over it. Itís the marked police one, not been used for years!
I took precautions before starting, but it doesnít sound right! Cam sensor code, slight top end knock and wonít rev past 4K rpm. Tomorrow will be spent working out whatís going on  ;D
Expect several temporary gremlins due to lack of use.

4k rpm could be a ticky Maf or as a result of the cam sensor code. A thorough service and some use should sort it out :y

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Omega General Help / Re: Windscreen washer sensor
« on: 19 September 2018, 22:25:35 »
You need to replace the complete tank. cost is about £36 I believe.
Eh ???

WTF are y'all smoking?

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Omega General Help / Re: Remote control door opener died
« on: 19 September 2018, 22:22:41 »
Is the battery really a 3 volt one, Terry? I thought that they were usually 12 volts.

Ron.
12v... :o That's some key fob battery ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Endeavour found?
« on: 19 September 2018, 22:21:10 »
Might get me some of that "wonderful preservative" sea bed mud  :-\
put it on my chassis legs  :P

How would they know if it was Endeavour ?
even if they did manage to dig it out  :-\
The manifest would have been logged... shipping = duty = records...

Besides, someone would have spent a couple of days carving the ships' name right across the arse end of it ::)

 

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Omega General Help / Re: Remote control door opener died
« on: 19 September 2018, 22:02:38 »
With the car pass, v5 and utility bill, any spare remote can be programmed to the car.  :y

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Omega General Help / Re: Windscreen washer sensor
« on: 19 September 2018, 21:56:00 »
Refitted correct way up? although almost impossible to get wrong...

Plug refitted fully?

Not much else to go wrong with it ;y

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