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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Nine days since they took her from me
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[Sir Tigger KC]

A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!   

[STEMO]

A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!   

Errrrr....yuk 



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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!   

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything.

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green'

[STEMO]

A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!   

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything.

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green'

You’re flogging Jimmy’s dead horse.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!   

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything.

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green'

You’re flogging Jimmy’s dead horse.

Jimmy seems the type to own a horse, dead or otherwise.

I lmagine Jimmy plays polo with Rupert and Crispin.

[STEMO]

A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!   

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything.

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green'

You’re flogging Jimmy’s dead horse.

Jimmy seems the type to own a horse, dead or otherwise.

I lmagine Jimmy plays polo with Rupert and Crispin.

Nah. I reckon he gets in from work, eats pie and chips, farts, and falls asleep in front of Eastenders.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!   

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything.

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green'

You’re flogging Jimmy’s dead horse.

Jimmy seems the type to own a horse, dead or otherwise.

I lmagine Jimmy plays polo with Rupert and Crispin.

Nah. I reckon he gets in from work, eats pie and chips, farts, and falls asleep in front of Eastenders.

Nah....that'll be Albitz.

Jimmy is a posh little sod.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

EastEnders ! Me ? Howvery dare you. Were an Emmerdale / Corrie household. 

[Doctor Gollum]

EastEnders ! Me ? Howvery dare you. Were an Emmerdale / Corrie household. 

Once uncorked, there's no getting that inner northern back in the bottle

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I don't watch any soaps. Utter utter crap with story lines and acting that could hardly be any worse.

 However, I suppose the soaps are entertainment for nosey old women when they come home from bingo.

[Viral_Jim]

As it seems to be a source of some inexplicable interest...

I don't, in fact, play polo. But I do have school friends who do  . I traded four legs for four wheels as soon as I was old enough to voice an opinion on the matter.

My evening routine is generally to arrive home at about 20.00, feed the muts while SWMBO cooks the dinner, eat, drink at least a 3/4 bottle of the best red in the house, while watching something on the TV (no soaps - ever). Then set the alarm for 05.25 and pass out so I am bright eyed and bushy tailed to get out there and do it all over again  .