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Images of my derv loan car
« on: 08 November 2017, 17:06:36 »

 I love the shade of blue. :y

Similar to what Mark DTM has just bought, I think.















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« Reply #1 on: 08 November 2017, 17:14:31 »

Nice!  8)  I thought they'd sent a Fiesta Diesel.  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 08 November 2017, 17:38:41 »

Nice!  8)  I thought they'd sent a Fiesta Diesel.  ;D

This very car is up for sale at Jaguar Watford for the paltry sum of £39950. Nothing to a man of your means, Sir Tig. :)
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« Reply #3 on: 08 November 2017, 17:44:16 »

Mark has bought a black, go faster one.
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« Reply #4 on: 08 November 2017, 17:48:08 »

Bit of a gay colour
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« Reply #5 on: 08 November 2017, 17:50:51 »

Bit of a gay colour
I didnít like to say. I hope it doesnít clash with his cravat.
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« Reply #6 on: 08 November 2017, 18:02:05 »

Bit of a gay colour

Caesium blue....I think.Could be wrong though.
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« Reply #7 on: 08 November 2017, 18:25:24 »

Nice!  8)  I thought they'd sent a Fiesta Diesel.  ;D

This very car is up for sale at Jaguar Watford for the paltry sum of £39950. Nothing to a man of your means, Sir Tig. :)

A man of your means should be able to afford a decent gardener M'lud.   ::)

Look at all those leaves!  :o  Sack the lazy bastid!  :y
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« Reply #8 on: 08 November 2017, 18:28:21 »

Nice!  8)  I thought they'd sent a Fiesta Diesel.  ;D

This very car is up for sale at Jaguar Watford for the paltry sum of £39950. Nothing to a man of your means, Sir Tig. :)

A man of your means should be able to afford a decent gardener M'lud.   ::)

Look at all those leaves!  :o  Sack the lazy bastid!  :y
And now that his orangery has been cleared away, plenty of room for another jag out there.  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 08 November 2017, 18:36:26 »

To be fair it's quite a nice car to drive.

It has an impressive amount of low down torque but in line with every diesel car I've driven it runs out of revs just when it should be 'coming on cam'

Bit like sex without a climax really. ::)
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« Reply #10 on: 08 November 2017, 18:42:46 »

To be fair it's quite a nice car to drive.

It has an impressive amount of low down torque but in line with every diesel car I've driven it runs out of revs just when it should be 'coming on cam'

Bit like sex without a climax really. ::)


The ladies like a bit of low down torque and staying power M'lud.  ;)

Maybe your all revs and no action?  :-\  ::)  :)
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« Reply #11 on: 08 November 2017, 18:46:25 »

To be fair it's quite a nice car to drive.

It has an impressive amount of low down torque but in line with every diesel car I've driven it runs out of revs just when it should be 'coming on cam'

Bit like sex without a climax really. ::)


The ladies like a bit of low down torque and staying power M'lud.  ;)

Maybe your all revs and no action?  :-\  ::)  :)

Range not so good either diesels have better range as well  :D
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« Reply #12 on: 08 November 2017, 19:09:30 »

Is it the proper diesel, in V6 formation, and around 300bhp?
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« Reply #13 on: 08 November 2017, 19:42:54 »

Is it the proper diesel, in V6 formation, and around 300bhp?

I've just looked at the specification.

300 BHP and a faintly ridiculous 516 lb ft of twist :o :o :o

I thought it felt quite nippy.

.......my XFR has only 461 lb ft of torque. :-\.........but 503 BHP. :y :y
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« Reply #14 on: 08 November 2017, 20:17:41 »

It really doesnít matter how many bhpís or torques it has, there is nowhere to use them in this country. My 2.0 derv astra is as fast as I could possibly need. Did a naughty overtake today on a 60mph single carriageway and was doing 90 before I knew it. The motorways are full of 50mph speed limits and variable speed limits and stupid, ignorant drivers. You just canít do any more than 90-95 without seriously threatening your existence.
To use Lord Optiís parlance, itís no good having a 15 inch dick when all the women have 12 inch fannies. The extra 3 inches are just no use.  ;D


Apart from that, having a swanky, luxurious car is very nice and I would love a jag. But all this old school top trumps attitude might be good down the pub, or on a car forum, but is useless in real life.


And itís days are definitely numbered  ::)
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