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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #90 on: 31 January 2018, 20:34:20 »
Quote from: Bigron on 31 January 2018, 20:13:50
Oh gosh, I DO remeber: we used to say "once you've got past the smell, you've got it licked!"  :P :P :P

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A fishy fanny was always a passion killer. :(

.......and yes I also remember when a full bush was the norm.
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #91 on: 31 January 2018, 20:34:42 »
Um, because back then armpits were more visible than minges in summer clothing?

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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #92 on: 31 January 2018, 20:37:30 »
Quote from: Bigron on 31 January 2018, 19:41:12
Hairy Whitemouse's problem was that she wasn't getting any!
A good rogering would have soon sorted her out - if there were anyone brave enough to do it!  ::) :o

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No more than a nosey dried-up old crone. :(
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #93 on: 31 January 2018, 20:39:53 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 January 2018, 20:34:20
Quote from: Bigron on 31 January 2018, 20:13:50
Oh gosh, I DO remeber: we used to say "once you've got past the smell, you've got it licked!"  :P :P :P

Ron.


A fishy fanny was always a passion killer. :(

.......and yes I also remember when a full bush was the norm.
There you go, Opti, told you you’d be fine on our forum.  ;D
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #94 on: 31 January 2018, 21:16:43 »
Your a bunch of old hopeless romantics.  ::) :-X
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #95 on: 31 January 2018, 21:23:04 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 31 January 2018, 21:16:43
Your a bunch of old hopeless romantics.  ::) :-X
Be quiet, you fanny  ;D
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #96 on: 01 February 2018, 08:50:55 »
Had a mate in the army met this girl on a boozy night out did the full menu with her while she was on blob , the next morning he looked like a Lion who had been feasting on a. carcass !
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #97 on: 01 February 2018, 09:29:48 »
Quote from: Tilbo on 01 February 2018, 08:50:55
Had a mate in the army met this girl on a boozy night out did the full menu with her while she was on blob , the next morning he looked like a Lion who had been feasting on a. carcass !

He had a jam sandwich?  ;D
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #98 on: 01 February 2018, 10:31:50 »
Always remember Wayne's reply when he got ribbed about this" she may have been ugly but she had an arse like a Silverback Gorilla ".
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #99 on: 01 February 2018, 10:50:56 »
I have tried to enter this thread, but this IS one that no women should tread!! :o :o :o :D :D

Men Only!! ;)
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #100 on: 01 February 2018, 11:09:52 »
We had the doors closed anyway, Lizzie!  :P :P :P

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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #101 on: 01 February 2018, 11:42:33 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 February 2018, 10:50:56
I have tried to enter this thread, but this IS one that no women should tread!! :o :o :o :D :D

Men Only!! ;)

oh yes . . .brings back memories of the "Mens Bar" in my old Working Mens club.

It was like a sanctuary  . . . no winging , moaning  & cackling from the fairer sex . . .

plenty of good sexist jokes   . . decent game of Brag or Kalooki . .only downside  was in them days it

smelt of stale Double Diamond & Old Holbon . . .  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #102 on: 01 February 2018, 11:51:01 »
Double diamond....that brings back memories......lovely ale, it was. When I first started drinking it was 1/10d a pint, about 9p now.
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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #103 on: 01 February 2018, 11:52:35 »
Nowadays the only santuary seems to be the mancave - aka the garage!  :(

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Re: Charity Dinners
« Reply #104 on: 01 February 2018, 11:54:42 »
My favourite used to be Watney's Cream Label, no longer brewed.
DIY kits are available which supposedly mimic the taste - they don't!  :( :(

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