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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #15 on: 21 February 2018, 18:00:43 »

I hadn't seen this news item, nor any other news, due to dying from Man Flu, so I am with Kevin here, open-mouthed with incredulity!
If this is a "crisis", how will they cope when a real disaster comes along? What sort of people are we breeding?
A few years back, in a conversation at work, I happened to state that I did not like chicken. I was asked how come, there's nothing to dislike as it doesn't taste of anything.
If that is the case, why the F**K do you eat it then?  ::)

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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #16 on: 21 February 2018, 18:04:47 »

Quite right but fast food chains are opening along with fast wok franchises and the like. Spaniards especially the young are keen to embrace other countries err culture. Of course you have lots of holiday makers who want the comforts of home and no “foreign muck”.

I remember a few years back being in a 5 star Tunisian hotel . The chefs stood proudly behind their tasty creations. The Brits that had a few chips and a few bits of meat out of complete dishes and openly ridiculed the food were an embarrassment.
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #17 on: 21 February 2018, 18:32:04 »

I find it astounding that a company that can't even deliver luggage from the aircraft to the carousel can a) win a contract the size of KFC, and b) screw it up enough to near enough bankrupt the restaurants*... :o

*obviously this wasn't my first choice of word.
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #18 on: 21 February 2018, 18:56:31 »

I find it astounding that people can eat a meat from a filthy bird that when cooked, smells very much like human shit.  :)
And as for eating their eggs, that's just disgusting.
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #19 on: 21 February 2018, 18:57:53 »

Quite right but fast food chains are opening along with fast wok franchises and the like. Spaniards especially the young are keen to embrace other countries err culture. Of course you have lots of holiday makers who want the comforts of home and no “foreign muck”.

I remember a few years back being in a 5 star Tunisian hotel . The chefs stood proudly behind their tasty creations. The Brits that had a few chips and a few bits of meat out of complete dishes and openly ridiculed the food were an embarrassment.
Went to Playa del Inglis on Grand Canaria a few years ago. Down near the main beaches they had a great boardwalk area packed with bars and restaurants and also a McDonalds. No prizes for guessing which was packed most nights with long queues outside, while the rest were by comparison little used, except by the locals. Fine by me. :y
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #20 on: 21 February 2018, 19:00:05 »

I find it astounding that people can eat a meat from a filthy bird that when cooked, smells very much like human shit.  :)
And as for eating their eggs, that's just disgusting.

Not keen on chicken ovulation? :)
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #21 on: 21 February 2018, 19:21:51 »

I occasionally treat myself, when travelling, to the colonels secret recipe. Its a damn sight cheaper than other options like McCardboard and BK.

I quite like it.  But it doesn't like me - I have to set the timer for 45m after finishing a Bargain Bucket, as its coming out, ready or not.
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #22 on: 21 February 2018, 19:28:01 »

Some stores have a solution:




That may be slightly undercooked. :)

Fast food that delivers it’s self lol
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #23 on: 21 February 2018, 21:07:39 »

I occasionally treat myself, when travelling, to the colonels secret recipe. Its a damn sight cheaper than other options like McCardboard and BK.

I quite like it.  But it doesn't like me - I have to set the timer for 45m after finishing a Bargain Bucket, as its coming out, ready or not.

That did make me laugh out loud. Thanks for that!   ;D

As a fellow sufferer of enforced voiding after eating certain things while travelling the highways and byways, I know the feeling of the rapid double time duckwalk/run to the services from the car Park!
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #24 on: 21 February 2018, 21:46:52 »

I was opnce pulled by plod on the M3 heading towards Dorset, and he queried my haste.....
I said "we are near the Services and I'm desperate for a crap; if you frighten me any more, we will both be sorry!".
Through his tears of laughter, he told me to be on my way.....

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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #25 on: 21 February 2018, 22:03:55 »

I occasionally treat myself, when travelling, to the colonels secret recipe. Its a damn sight cheaper than other options like McCardboard and BK.

I quite like it.  But it doesn't like me - I have to set the timer for 45m after finishing a Bargain Bucket, as its coming out, ready or not.

That did make me laugh out loud. Thanks for that!   ;D

As a fellow sufferer of enforced voiding after eating certain things while travelling the highways and byways, I know the feeling of the rapid double time duckwalk/run to the services from the car Park!
Just hoping against hope that no other bugger is in the cubicle already. ;D
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #26 on: 21 February 2018, 22:33:07 »

I occasionally treat myself, when travelling, to the colonels secret recipe. Its a damn sight cheaper than other options like McCardboard and BK.

I quite like it.  But it doesn't like me - I have to set the timer for 45m after finishing a Bargain Bucket, as its coming out, ready or not.

That did make me laugh out loud. Thanks for that!   ;D

As a fellow sufferer of enforced voiding after eating certain things while travelling the highways and byways, I know the feeling of the rapid double time duckwalk/run to the services from the car Park!
Just hoping against hope that no other bugger is in the cubicle already. ;D

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Sink.

Let that ‘sink’ in.....   ;)
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #27 on: 21 February 2018, 22:55:25 »

And as for eating their eggs, that's just disgusting.

I really wonder how it came about. I have this image in my mind of two blokes pi$$ed up on mead or whatever the tipple of the time was...

"See that chicken?"
"Yep"
"Ten quid groats says you won't eat the next thing the comes out of its @rse".
"You're on"
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #28 on: 21 February 2018, 23:12:39 »

And as for eating their eggs, that's just disgusting.

I really wonder how it came about. I have this image in my mind of two blokes pi$$ed up on mead or whatever the tipple of the time was...

"See that chicken?"
"Yep"
"Ten quid groats says you won't eat the next thing the comes out of its @rse".
"You're on"

Bit like moo juice :D ;D
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Re: KFC crisis
« Reply #29 on: 21 February 2018, 23:24:55 »

At least it doesn,t come out of it,s @rse. Moo juice that is. :D
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