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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

This is why we have an obesity problem in this country. Washing and drying a car probably expends about 300 calories.

Standing watching the illegals wash your car whilst necking a bucket of greasy chicken only makes it worse.

In Victorian England wealthy people were the fat bastards while the poor were short and skinny. In 2018 many of the most obese in this country are poor. Go figure.

[STEMO]

Car washing to obesity.......hmmmm.

If wealth is directly correlated to body mass, you must be like a fickin skeleton. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Car washing to obesity.......hmmmm.

If wealth is directly correlated to body mass, you must be like a fickin skeleton. 

Yes...I have a skeleton with a meagre 14 stone of flesh to cover it.

[STEMO]

Car washing to obesity.......hmmmm.

If wealth is directly correlated to body mass, you must be like a fickin skeleton. 

Yes...I have a skeleton with a meagre 14 stone of flesh to cover it.

6' 1" and 14st equals obese. Fat bastard. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Car washing to obesity.......hmmmm.

If wealth is directly correlated to body mass, you must be like a fickin skeleton. 

Yes...I have a skeleton with a meagre 14 stone of flesh to cover it.

6' 1" and 14st equals obese. Fat bastard. 

I prefer 'big boned'

[BazaJT]

Yes to begin with you had "puppy fat" then you went to "big boned" when you didn't lose that.No-one was ever obese.I still pay someone else to wash my car when I get interested enough to bother having it done,it isn't making me fat let alone obese.I still have a 28" waist that I've kept all my adult life and my all time top weight is 10st 2lbs and I'm just shy of 6ft. Probably why I can change a crank sensor on the V6 without having to raise it any

[STEMO]

Car washing to obesity.......hmmmm.

If wealth is directly correlated to body mass, you must be like a fickin skeleton. 

Yes...I have a skeleton with a meagre 14 stone of flesh to cover it.

6' 1" and 14st equals obese. Fat bastard. 

I prefer 'big boned'

I only have one big bone.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Car washing to obesity.......hmmmm.

If wealth is directly correlated to body mass, you must be like a fickin skeleton. 

Yes...I have a skeleton with a meagre 14 stone of flesh to cover it.

6' 1" and 14st equals obese. Fat bastard. 

I prefer 'big boned'

I only have one big bone.

Sounds like Lord Opti can't see his!   

[Mr Gav]

These MP's want to mind their own business 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43868920

 Being poor I wash my own cars.

You pay the 'illegals' £4 a pop to clean the Astra.

Being middle aged and anal, I also wash my own car, who knows what shit they use to get the dirt off, at least I know it's getting done right when I do it.

If you care about your car don`t take it to someone who doesn`t to get it washed 

[STEMO]

These MP's want to mind their own business 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43868920

 Being poor I wash my own cars.

You pay the 'illegals' £4 a pop to clean the Astra.

Being middle aged and anal, I also wash my own car, who knows what shit they use to get the dirt off, at least I know it's getting done right when I do it.

If you care about your car don`t take it to someone who doesn`t to get it washed 

A car is different things to different people. Mine is a tool for transportation purposes, yours is obviously far more. But, judging by the number of very expensive cars I see using the car wash I do, I still maintain that no damage is caused.
Even if the paintwork was slightly dulled after many washes, who keeps their car for years these days? They are a disposable commodity.

[aaronjb]

who keeps their car for years these days?

You do remember which forum you're on, right? 

[STEMO]

who keeps their car for years these days?

You do remember which forum you're on, right? 

I do, Aaron, but quite a few (most) don't own omegas any more.

[aaronjb]

who keeps their car for years these days?

You do remember which forum you're on, right? 

I do, Aaron, but quite a few (most) don't own omegas any more.

Good point.. they've moved on to middle aged Jags instead

[Gaffers]

who keeps their car for years these days?

You do remember which forum you're on, right? 

I do, Aaron, but quite a few (most) don't own omegas any more.

Good point.. they've moved on to middle aged Jags instead

Excuse me, they are called Jaaaaaags!  Get it right, peasant

[aaronjb]

Excuse me, they are called Jaaaaaags!  Get it right, peasant

I read that in the voice of Clarkson, as intended, no doubt..  Who said TV has no influence?