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[Doctor Gollum]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

Best you buy a time machine and sign up to your local gym then.

I am relatively young and relatively fit. Younger than AA and certainly fitter than you 

Some say.... compared to the age of the Earth the dinosaurs have been gone a relatively short time. Do you mean 'relatively' in those terms?.

I'm younger than some and older than some. I can do things some people half my age can't do and I can't do things some people much older than me can do. I am happy with my lot and, in the end, that's all that matters really....isn't it? 

I suggest this won't have anything to do with the bedroom.

I don’t know... It takes a special individual to shit themselves in bed. And show no shame for doing so

[STEMO]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

Best you buy a time machine and sign up to your local gym then.

I am relatively young and relatively fit. Younger than AA and certainly fitter than you 

Some say.... compared to the age of the Earth the dinosaurs have been gone a relatively short time. Do you mean 'relatively' in those terms?.

I'm younger than some and older than some. I can do things some people half my age can't do and I can't do things some people much older than me can do. I am happy with my lot and, in the end, that's all that matters really....isn't it? 

I suggest this won't have anything to do with the bedroom.

I don’t know... It takes a special individual to shit themselves in bed. And show no shame for doing so

You don't wanna believe everything you read on the internet, Al. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Abraham Lincoln tweeted just the other day that everything on the internet was true

Read all about it on MSN

[TheBoy]

I don’t know... It takes a special individual to shit themselves in bed. And show no shame for doing so

Clearly I work with some special individuals

Thinking about it, I must also be related to some special individuals as well