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Best karaoke song...
« on: 08 June 2018, 19:38:00 »

It's karaoke night here, and assuming I have drunk enough to have no shame by 8pm, I might have a bash at Rhinestone Cowboy...

That said, this is a touch clichéd as every drunken mong can make a reasonable stab at it... Even me :D

My alternative idea is Aqua Barbie Girl done as a dry monologue done Bill Nighy stylee :o

So, any other ideas, that might spare me from abject humiliation... I'm here for a fortnight, feel free to share ;)

Am about six pints into the evening if that helps...
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #1 on: 08 June 2018, 19:54:36 »

American pie - Don Mclean
about 10 mins long  ;D
I sang it once at a Karaoke (thanks to my tw@ mates for nominating me)
I "won"  a bottle of fizz

well ......

 the organizer said "i'll give you this bottle if you promise NOT to sing again "

but a win is a win right  :y 
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #2 on: 08 June 2018, 20:02:25 »

Fleetwood Mac- Albatross.
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #3 on: 08 June 2018, 20:06:06 »

Fleetwood Mac- Albatross.
Ha, bloody ha ;D
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #4 on: 08 June 2018, 20:08:22 »

If your pissed enough for something ambitious - Here I go again, Whitesnake. Just give your nads a hard squeeze when that really high note comes.  :D
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #5 on: 08 June 2018, 20:19:36 »

You could always try Rhinestone Cowboy in the style of Aqua......
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #6 on: 08 June 2018, 20:25:31 »

That might need some work :D ;D
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #7 on: 08 June 2018, 20:26:27 »

Depending on how pissed you are by then.

Wild Thing...by the Troggs is a safe bet ;D

If you are feeling particularly loud try...Queen..We will rock you  :o
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #8 on: 08 June 2018, 20:31:27 »

If I were that brave, then it would be Meatloaf, probably Paradise, Dead Ringer or For Crying Out Loud :D
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #9 on: 08 June 2018, 20:36:16 »

All coming back to me now.

Just grab the best looker in the bar to duet it with you.  :y

(See, I can be helpful if you wait long enough ;))
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #10 on: 08 June 2018, 20:38:20 »

All coming back to me now.

Just grab the best looker in the bar to duet it with you.  :y

(See, I can be helpful if you wait long enough ;))
I can but ask :D

Although I have waited that long only one leg seems to be working  ::)
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #11 on: 08 June 2018, 21:16:26 »

Sounds serious. Probably down to dehydration.

You should fix that... :)
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #12 on: 08 June 2018, 21:47:55 »

Where are you?

Blackpool? ;)
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #13 on: 08 June 2018, 21:59:49 »

Skeg-Vegas would be my guess  :y
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Re: Best karaoke song...
« Reply #14 on: 08 June 2018, 23:26:41 »

Sounds serious. Probably down to dehydration.

You should fix that... :)
I have, they're both not working now lol...  :D
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