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kleenex tissues
« on: 19 October 2018, 21:31:47 »

kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #1 on: 19 October 2018, 21:36:42 »

not only sexist , the description "man size" should have been picked up on long ago, the average man is 5 feet 8 inches  :-\
those tissues are perhaps 12 inches at best  :y
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #2 on: 20 October 2018, 01:25:35 »

Mm, beats me by an inch  :o
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #3 on: 20 October 2018, 07:34:27 »

Bragging or complaining? :D ;D ;D
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #4 on: 20 October 2018, 10:45:21 »

kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???

Is this for real or is it April 1st? :-\

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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #5 on: 20 October 2018, 11:06:54 »

kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???

Is this for real or is it April 1st? :-\


It's because they're going to increase the price of existing sizes to what they charge for large tissues, and introduce a slightly cheaper range of small ones. Sometime in the next 18months.


I dare you to accuse me of being cynical.
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #6 on: 20 October 2018, 13:08:55 »

kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist.  ???

Is this for real or is it April 1st? :-\


It's because they're going to increase the price of existing sizes to what they charge for large tissues, and introduce a slightly cheaper range of small ones. Sometime in the next 18months.


I dare you to accuse me of being cynical.
Wouldn't dream of it ;D

Besides, it's not as though the idea has ever been applied to anything else ever produced... ::)
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #7 on: 20 October 2018, 13:09:48 »

I'm pretty sure most of the complaints came from beard-growing feminists and limp-wristed mangina.

Such people seems to be constantly looking for ways to be offended and outraged. :-\

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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #8 on: 20 October 2018, 13:21:30 »

Any excuse...

https://youtu.be/oqEUZO4Fh3w

Obviously NWS :D
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #9 on: 20 October 2018, 14:30:53 »

I have never been with any man who needs the size of a 'man sized' tissue!

They may brag that they do, but in reality their bits can be covered by any normal tissue ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Tin hat on....................... :o :o ;D ;D ;)
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #10 on: 20 October 2018, 14:54:33 »

If the size of the tissue is reduced to less than 'man size' then teenage boys will need more to 'clean up' with.

.........or use their socks. :)
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #11 on: 20 October 2018, 15:39:40 »

If the size of the tissue is reduced to less than 'man size' then teenage boys will need more to 'clean up' with.

.........or use their socks. :)
I assume that other forms of tissue are available to make the Andrex Runway?
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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #12 on: 22 October 2018, 08:37:00 »

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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #13 on: 22 October 2018, 09:30:06 »

I'm pretty sure most of the complaints came from beard-growing feminists and limp-wristed mangina.

Such people seems to be constantly looking for ways to be offended and outraged. :-\

It's amazing how many fish DO need bicycles.....
https://www.dropbox.com/s/huwao1iybqmc8oz/Fish%20on%20bike.jpg?dl=0

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Re: kleenex tissues
« Reply #14 on: 22 October 2018, 15:00:47 »

kieenex are having to stop selling tissues that are advertised as " man size " as they are deemed to be sexist???
Well, when Women produce Sperm they may have a Case on there Hands,  :-X ;D
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