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Title: were are they.
Post by: biggriffin on 09 December 2017, 10:41:07: When will they be released. It is the 9th of December..

:)

The Christmas smileys.
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: Mister Rog on 09 December 2017, 10:53:04: Quote from: biggriffin on 09 December 2017, 10:41:07
When will they be released. It is the 9th of December..

:)

The Christmas smileys.

But of course, what else could you possible be talking about ?

Don't worry TB will find them soon I'm sure. He just loves this time of year ;D
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: STEMO on 09 December 2017, 11:45:42: Yes, it’s that time. Nigella is ~~pouting~~ cooking on the telly as I type.
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 December 2017, 11:49:45: I detest the Christmas smile even more than I detest Jeremy Kyle. :)

I say banish the little fuc*ers once and for all.
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: biggriffin on 09 December 2017, 12:10:08: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 December 2017, 11:49:45
I detest the Christmas smile even more than I detest Jeremy Kyle. :)

I say banish the little fuc*ers once and for all.
.

I bet if you saw a nubile young wench in a Christmas outfit smiling at you, your response wouldn't be "bag humbug" the reply would be "we're me Viagra"
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 December 2017, 12:20:30: Quote from: biggriffin on 09 December 2017, 12:10:08
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 December 2017, 11:49:45
I detest the Christmas smile even more than I detest Jeremy Kyle. :)

I say banish the little fuc*ers once and for all.
.

I bet if you saw a nubile young wench in a Christmas outfit smiling at you, your response wouldn't be "bag humbug" the reply would be "we're me Viagra"

Ah....but that is different. :)

As for the little blue pill, the old chap can still rise as required given the right stimulus. ;)
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: Rods2 on 09 December 2017, 19:16:13: Men go through 4 ages of sex and it sounds like m'Lud is only at number 3. ::) ::) ::)

1. Tri-weekly.
2. Try weekly.
3. Try weakly.
4. Viagra.
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: TheBoy on 09 December 2017, 19:22:16: I was thinking about them this morning.

But can I be arsed? Esp as we aint got any decs up at home, thankfully. Mind you, don't need any since the residents of Brackley try to compete with National Lampoon's Christmas wank. I mean, really?

The knobjockey called Kevin halfway down the hill, who I've never met, has clearly broken up with his wife/partner Carol, as they haven't got their big Kevin & Carol flashing lights out... ...unless common sense has prevailed there, though sadly I believe common sense is in short supply.
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: Mister Rog on 09 December 2017, 23:13:56: :) :) :)
;) ;) ;)
:D :D :D
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:P :P :P
:-[ :-[ :-[
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:-\ :-\ :-\
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:'( :'( :'(

............................................... :y :y :y :y :y

Just to annoy the miserable old gits :y :y
Title: Re: were are they.
Post by: biggriffin on 10 December 2017, 19:21:52: They have arrived i see :y :y