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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boris Bridge
« on: 19 January 2018, 22:41:01 »
Perhaps we could get JC to part the waves!  ::)  :D

Jeremy Clarkson does not have the power. ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Speeding Q...
« on: 19 January 2018, 14:29:25 »
Unmarked Plod got me a few years back on the M3 , clocked at107 MPH: they said it would be an automatic court appearence for anything 100 MPH or higher.
They kindly looked after mu licence for me for 6 months.  >:( :(

Ron.

I must admit I have driven at some ungodly speeds. I try to be aware of unmarked cars but you can never be totally sure. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Liver function test results
« on: 19 January 2018, 14:23:15 »
James......I'll see if I can find the results of my liver function tests. That should put your mind at ease. ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Liver function test results
« on: 19 January 2018, 14:11:27 »
All three tests are perfectly satisfactory.

I'm not quite sure what your concern is.

I recently had a 'top of the range' blood test where over eighty 'functions' were tested. About forty were in the middle of the normal range, twenty at the top of the normal range. Another twenty were batshit high or abnormally low.

The doctor seemed unconcerned. We all have to die of something. :)


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General Car Chat / Re: Fiesta ST
« on: 19 January 2018, 13:51:39 »
I wonder about the longevity of a small engine with a high specific output.

Great when new but.................. :(

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General Discussion Area / Re: Donaldís cognitive test
« on: 18 January 2018, 18:46:54 »
I only scored 3. Is that good? :-\
I obviously jest, even my dog managed 5 :D
#

My dog is thick.......can't even read. :-\

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General Discussion Area / Re: Fickin Bradford Council.
« on: 18 January 2018, 18:45:16 »
He meant to say cross-dressing.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Fickin Bradford Council.
« on: 18 January 2018, 15:06:22 »
Just got a fine through the post for driving in a bus lane when I took my lad over to Bradford. Time of offence: 21:56. Bang out of order, the roads were deserted at that time and youíd be lucky to get one bus every half hour. As Donald would say, itís a shithole, but I suppose the local councillors still need their perks paying for.


You could always appeal but I wouldn't use that as your defence. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Fickin Bradford Council.
« on: 18 January 2018, 15:01:48 »
Whatwillitcostya?

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General Car Chat / Re: Fiesta ST
« on: 18 January 2018, 11:54:37 »
200PS is about 197bhp.

I always think of PS as German BHP. But our BHP is bigger than their PS. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: The importance of using commas
« on: 18 January 2018, 11:49:38 »
Rather like the jockey who entered a horse in the Grand National?  ;D

Ron.

Thinking about it now. I've entered a few dogs when the demon drink has tempted me, but never a horse. :-\

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General Discussion Area / Re: The importance of using commas
« on: 18 January 2018, 11:47:22 »
I seem to recall one about a young man who helped his uncle jack off a horse. :)


that requires a capital 'J' on the proper noun, not a comma, to read correctly.

Yes...but then it wouldn't be amusing. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Donaldís cognitive test
« on: 18 January 2018, 11:42:55 »
I only scored 3. Is that good? :-\
Hmmmm.........not good enough for President, Iím afraid. But 3 is enough for VP:y

I don't think Mike Pence has all his dogs barking. He spends most of his time looking at the back of Trump's ginger bonce.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Donaldís cognitive test
« on: 18 January 2018, 11:40:05 »
Well done M'lud, but like Mr Trump the stability side of things gives us cause for concern.  :-\                                                             ;D

'Tis true'..... but if I was firing on all cylinders I wouldn't frequent this forum. :)



 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 18 January 2018, 10:11:23 »
Peter Wyngarde known for Department S and Jason King,but also a prolific stage actor aged 90

I say.....woof ...woof. Plenty of dolly birds waiting for him at the pearly gates. :)

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