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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dale Winton Dead
« on: Yesterday at 14:27:23 »
He hasn't been to one of Barrymore's parties has he  :D

Let us hope his early demise is unrelated to his fondness for boys bottom's. :)

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43803340

Very unlucky. I cannot imagine the horror of it for the woman and those seated nearby.

Just as well we don't know how we are going to die.

Out of interest where is the safest place to be on a plane if you have to travel? I always try for near the front. partly as it is less noisy and partly down to having better air than at the rear .

At the back because you never hear of a aircraft reversing into a mountain  ;D
I guess the back row would give you a hundred feet or so of warning that you're about to die... If you like that sort of thing ;D




Ideal for those who think 'dangerous sports' are for nancy boys. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 18 April 2018, 10:22:37 »
....or the British version called Timeslip. :y

If memory serves the lead actors were a weedy looking  specky kid and a girl with big tits.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 18 April 2018, 10:21:08 »
Time Tunnel. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 18 April 2018, 10:19:17 »
I loved 'The Invaders' :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 18 April 2018, 10:17:32 »
I used to watch when I came home from school.

Will Robinson was an annoying little shit........although his older sister was quite attractive.

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General Car Chat / Re: Syrian police cars
« on: 17 April 2018, 19:34:39 »
They require reliability and a car that won't overheat. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 16 April 2018, 14:34:18 »
:( Ivan Mauger , speedway superstar passed away , another childhood hero gone  :(

Yep...watched him race many times.

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General Discussion Area / Re: How people spend their Sunday
« on: 15 April 2018, 18:51:44 »
Just been watching the news. Andrew Adonis is at a rally in Camden where folk are demanding another referendum after the terms of Brexit are thrashed out. 'We might decide to remain'. I saw two old ladies with tea cosy hats waving placards and a chap with a studded hat on, obviously to stop cosmic rays penetrating the........space between his ears. Nearly said brain there.  ;D
Then churchgoers in Salisbury having a service to 'symbolically reclaim' the city from the evil that has taken place in the last month.
Finally, Jeremy refusing to condemn Russia for the Salisbury poisoning until he sees 'irrefutable evidence'.

I mean, what people do with their Sundays is up to them, but they should try to do something constructive, useful, even pleasing.  :-\

A morning shag.
Does Mrs Opti consent to this, or do you do it while she's still asleep?  ;D

Her sister and I feel no need to tell her. :)
I see. So all of this happens before you wake up   ;D

We  can all dream. ::) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: How people spend their Sunday
« on: 15 April 2018, 18:47:25 »
Just been watching the news. Andrew Adonis is at a rally in Camden where folk are demanding another referendum after the terms of Brexit are thrashed out. 'We might decide to remain'. I saw two old ladies with tea cosy hats waving placards and a chap with a studded hat on, obviously to stop cosmic rays penetrating the........space between his ears. Nearly said brain there.  ;D
Then churchgoers in Salisbury having a service to 'symbolically reclaim' the city from the evil that has taken place in the last month.
Finally, Jeremy refusing to condemn Russia for the Salisbury poisoning until he sees 'irrefutable evidence'.

I mean, what people do with their Sundays is up to them, but they should try to do something constructive, useful, even pleasing.  :-\

A morning shag.
Does Mrs Opti consent to this, or do you do it while she's still asleep?  ;D

Her sister and I feel no need to tell her. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: How people spend their Sunday
« on: 15 April 2018, 18:42:28 »
Just been watching the news. Andrew Adonis is at a rally in Camden where folk are demanding another referendum after the terms of Brexit are thrashed out. 'We might decide to remain'. I saw two old ladies with tea cosy hats waving placards and a chap with a studded hat on, obviously to stop cosmic rays penetrating the........space between his ears. Nearly said brain there.  ;D
Then churchgoers in Salisbury having a service to 'symbolically reclaim' the city from the evil that has taken place in the last month.
Finally, Jeremy refusing to condemn Russia for the Salisbury poisoning until he sees 'irrefutable evidence'.

I mean, what people do with their Sundays is up to them, but they should try to do something constructive, useful, even pleasing.  :-\

A morning shag.

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General Discussion Area / Re: How people spend their Sunday
« on: 15 April 2018, 18:40:17 »
I voted to remain but don't want a second referendum.

It wouldn't stop at two anyway.

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General Car Chat / Re: Pleasing solution
« on: 15 April 2018, 18:35:50 »
Well done, Lizzie. :-* :-*

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General Car Chat / Re: Interesting stat on Volvo XC90
« on: 15 April 2018, 16:09:40 »
Yep, saw that this morning. Could be the type of driver that buys these cars as well, though.  :)

 ::) ::) ::)

Elderly sensible people.....waiting for a tap on the shoulder from Mr G. Reaper.

Although not while driving their Volvo. :)

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