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The lesser-spotted Pterodactyl. :-\ :-\ :-\

Does TB's cull list extend to flying vermin?

General Car Chat / Hunter Hawkeye Kwik fit.
« on: 13 July 2018, 17:44:16 »
I'm confused. :-\

As far as I can see the figures bear no similarity to those from Jaguar......although they seem more comprehensive.

Another thing.

Why are the 'before' and 'current' measurement different? No adjustment was made so surely they should be the same. ??? ??? ???

General Car Chat / Opinion of wheel alignment experts sought.
« on: 13 July 2018, 12:31:49 »
I now have a printout of my tracking/wheel alignment test.

Can somebody decipher the results in simple terms.

162 to put right if I let Tata do it.

General Car Chat / Tata back, mirror fixed.....and then.
« on: 12 July 2018, 12:13:31 »
.....comes the "sell the customer things they don't need stage"

Apparently I need something called an 'aircon bomb' for 56. ??? ??? ???

 And, apparently, my wheel geometry is all wrong so I require 4 wheel alignment at a cost of 162. I have asked for the printout for the procedure they performed. They don't have it. Hmmm.

My guess is they simply make it up as they go along.

General Discussion Area / Boris has resigned.
« on: 09 July 2018, 16:46:40 »

General Discussion Area / Brexit Friday.
« on: 04 July 2018, 12:35:16 »
My understanding is Theresa May and her band of merry men have to come up with a 'concrete' vision of what the UK expects of Brexit by Friday. The EU is waiting. ::)

Should be easy enough to get everybody singing from the same hymn sheet......shouldn't it? 8) :D :D

General Car Chat / Problem with drivers door mirror (Tata)
« on: 01 July 2018, 17:46:22 »
It won't fold when I lock the car and makes a noise similar to a vibrating sex toy for about 20 seconds. I'm guessing the motor is f*ucked. :-

The other mirror is fine, both when locking the car, and closing the mirrors using the buttons inside the car.

Any ideas, chaps?

The car has a 2 year Jaguar warranty so I hope the mirrors are covered because I remember TB saying they can be costly to replace.

General Car Chat / Jag trip computer v brim to brim test
« on: 28 June 2018, 21:36:00 »
The trip computer reads 25.1 MPG for 111.8 miles.

It took 22.82 litres to completely fill the tank again.

Anyone any good at maths?.....because I  can't work it out. :-\

General Discussion Area / The agony of toothache.
« on: 27 June 2018, 16:30:37 »
I've just endured an emergency appointment to extract an upper wisdom tooth.

The pain of toothache is, well, f*ucking painful... :'(........and you can't get away from it.

It cost 110 but I would have paid ten times that to be rid of the pain.

General Discussion Area / Galileo.
« on: 24 June 2018, 11:55:17 »
Will we 'be allowed' use of this technology post Brexit?

General Car Chat / Mercedes also using 'cheat' devices.
« on: 16 June 2018, 11:18:36 »
Naughty boys.

I'm sure it was a genuine mistake though. :)

General Car Chat / Remove marks left from bird shit?
« on: 12 June 2018, 15:38:26 »
Any idea?

I've tried normal car polish and even T Cut which is obviously more abrasive. Can still see a visible 'scar' left in the paint though. :-\

General Discussion Area / Brexit.
« on: 08 June 2018, 12:28:20 »
Looks like it's going to be more BREXIT means BRINO rather than BREXIT means BREXIT.

A total cluster f*uck. The chuckle brothers would have made more effective negotiators. :-\

As for a second referendum........I don't want it. We have already voted. :-\

General Discussion Area / England v Nigeria.
« on: 03 June 2018, 12:14:52 »
I thought we played well in the first half but were disappointing in the second.

It is worth remembering that Nigeria is a country from Bongobongo land and if we struggle against such teams I fear we may not progress very far in the world cup. We'll see. :-\

General Discussion Area / Liverpool goalie.
« on: 27 May 2018, 18:54:47 »
If I was the manager I'd check if he has placed any bets on the outcome of the game. :-X

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