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General Discussion Area / Jock cop woke joke.
« on: 14 March 2024, 11:50:35 »

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General Car Chat / Signum ATF.
« on: 05 March 2024, 18:49:58 »
Can members who know more than me post a link for the correct ATF  (and amount required) for a 2007 2.8T.

The job itself does not look that difficult.

Mrs Opti says drop it at WBAC and run. :)

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General Car Chat / Signum woes.
« on: 02 March 2024, 20:22:59 »
She is stuck in second gear (6 speed ZF auto)......and I can't change gear manually

So 50 MPH and roughly 5000RPM all the way home. :-[

Any idea chaps?

She was extremely hot when I arrived home......fans working overtime. :-X

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General Car Chat / Hey STMO
« on: 27 January 2024, 12:45:58 »
How is the search for a new car going?

You made us all jealous by posting about  potential new motors in the form of a Honda and Mondeo. ::)

However, now the trail seems to have gone cold. The car jungle drums have ceased and all is quiet.

Are you still looking?




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General Discussion Area / Luke Littler.
« on: 03 January 2024, 12:16:42 »
Can this 'kid' really only be 16 years old?

His girlfriend is 21 and he looks about 35.

Surely somebody is taking the piss here. >:D

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General Discussion Area / That's Christmas done then.
« on: 26 December 2023, 12:47:53 »
Time for TB to rid  the forum of those wanky santa thingies. :)

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General Car Chat / Petrol consumption.
« on: 22 December 2023, 15:58:12 »
TB mentioned in a recent post that he needed a 'planet killing soot chucker' because he couldn't make a reasonably powerful petrol car achieve double figures. >:D

Well, I don't drive like Tunnie or  the scouse whippet owner, so I reckon these figures are pretty reasonable, with 40 MPG possible on a long run.

I can remember an elderly aunt boasting that her Morris Minor would do 'almost' 40 MPG if she didn't see the dark side of 35 MPH. >:D










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General Discussion Area / Colorado.
« on: 20 December 2023, 13:13:09 »
First Trump banned then Vivek Ramaswamy pulls out.

US politics is even more of a basket case than that in the UK. :-X


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General Discussion Area / Not so clever now is he.
« on: 04 December 2023, 20:10:49 »
He has already forgiven me as he starts his time in mouse heaven. :y

I've put the traps back to see if he has any mates still lurking about. :D


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General Car Chat / Annoying little shits.
« on: 30 November 2023, 12:32:47 »
Had the same problem last year.

Why do the manufacturers not make 'rat poison' more lethal. So lethal in fact that it drops the little bastard before the poison has even reached it's tiny belly.

This latest mouse( I think there is just one) has consumed roughly 3 times it's body weight in poison yet it is still coming back for more. :-\

Commercial rat poison is piss weak. :-\


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General Car Chat / Lets do the maths.
« on: 17 November 2023, 18:43:24 »
£60.81.

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General Car Chat / Cortina or All-aggro?
« on: 15 November 2023, 14:17:24 »
https://youtu.be/HV_xXSUCLM8?feature=shared

There seems to be a clear winner. ;D

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General Car Chat / Launch control fun day out for the little Mexican
« on: 12 November 2023, 13:41:09 »
She now has around 2300 miles under her wheels and feels quicker than when I first had her.

Launch control...... put the car in either sport or sport plus, then switch of all traction control. Press down hard on the brake and pin the accelerator to the floor. Then release.

Not a proper M car but surprisingly quick. :y

It is illegal to travel faster than 70 MPH in the UK, so both acceleration runs recorded on a private track.




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.....he wants answers. ;D


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General Discussion Area / Is Mike Tyson small or....
« on: 30 October 2023, 13:16:08 »
https://youtu.be/lftO5kBE8Q8?feature=shared

.....is Tyson Fury a big bastard. :)

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