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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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I've just ordered a set.

Nine times out of ten if I need a spanner it will be between 10mm and 17mm.........and although I have these sizes I invariably to wade through a load of assorted crap to find them.

Could come in handy for a fiver. :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Ins renewal
« on: 21 April 2018, 13:36:17 »
300 for the Tata......160 for the mighty Signum.

Are you lot eternal 17 year olds? :)
A passing yokel is hardly likely to steal you jag, more likely to hunt around for hidden carrots;D

I also own a prize pig. That should make you envious. :)

However, I'm willing to exchange my prize pig for your whippet and a brace of your finest Yorkshire racing pigeons.

Throw in your flat cap and we have a deal. :)
What yer gonna shag if you get rid of the pig?  ;D

Your whippet.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 21 April 2018, 12:56:17 »
Watched it up to EP 3 then gave up, got bored with it.  ::)

    ......and since when has  Dr. Zachary Smith been a Women, and that Robot, doesn't wave His arms around when shouting 'Danger Will Robinson', he just gives a blank evil stare.

It happens in tv remakes, in the tv series of Battlestar Galactica Starbuck was a woman and the same in 12 Monkeys, Jeffrey Goines became Jennifer Goines

I've heard the new Dr Who is a girlie. :-\

Surely that is against the laws of Time and  relative  distance in space. ::)
Dimension.

I do apologise. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 21 April 2018, 10:31:18 »
Watched it up to EP 3 then gave up, got bored with it.  ::)

    ......and since when has  Dr. Zachary Smith been a Women, and that Robot, doesn't wave His arms around when shouting 'Danger Will Robinson', he just gives a blank evil stare.

It happens in tv remakes, in the tv series of Battlestar Galactica Starbuck was a woman and the same in 12 Monkeys, Jeffrey Goines became Jennifer Goines

I've heard the new Dr Who is a girlie. :-\

Surely that is against the laws of Time and  relative  distance in space. ::)

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General Car Chat / Re: Ins renewal
« on: 21 April 2018, 10:19:56 »
300 for the Tata......160 for the mighty Signum.

Are you lot eternal 17 year olds? :)
A passing yokel is hardly likely to steal you jag, more likely to hunt around for hidden carrots;D

I also own a prize pig. That should make you envious. :)

However, I'm willing to exchange my prize pig for your whippet and a brace of your finest Yorkshire racing pigeons.

Throw in your flat cap and we have a deal. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: Ins renewal
« on: 20 April 2018, 20:18:03 »
300 for the Tata......160 for the mighty Signum.

Are you lot eternal 17 year olds? :)

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General Car Chat / Re: MoT failure
« on: 20 April 2018, 17:18:59 »
It got less interesting after "I can get at least four fingers in.............".

Does this relate to your experience with 'Barnsley girls'? ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dale Winton Dead
« on: 20 April 2018, 13:26:18 »
So what did he die of? ???

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General Car Chat / Re: MoT failure
« on: 20 April 2018, 12:11:42 »

Leaving the test centre? I would have thought the garage would have impounded it.  ;
D

Under the new MOT rules due on 20th May, this is exactly what will happen as it will be illegal to drive an MOT failure away from a test centre.  ::)

Fine for normal folk who would leave the car at the garage for repair anyway, but a PITA for DIYer's as you either break the law or get it recovered home on a truck or trailer.  :P

Many rogue traders will deliberately fail the car giving the owner no option but to leave it at a garage where it will be repaired badly and expensively.

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General Car Chat / Re: MoT failure
« on: 20 April 2018, 10:20:59 »
Ask TB to raid the OOF emergency fund, Al.

I believe 10,000 can be made available to senior members in need of a replacement car. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dale Winton Dead
« on: 19 April 2018, 14:27:23 »
He hasn't been to one of Barrymore's parties has he  :D

Let us hope his early demise is unrelated to his fondness for boys bottom's. :)

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43803340

Very unlucky. I cannot imagine the horror of it for the woman and those seated nearby.

Just as well we don't know how we are going to die.

Out of interest where is the safest place to be on a plane if you have to travel? I always try for near the front. partly as it is less noisy and partly down to having better air than at the rear .

At the back because you never hear of a aircraft reversing into a mountain  ;D
I guess the back row would give you a hundred feet or so of warning that you're about to die... If you like that sort of thing ;D




Ideal for those who think 'dangerous sports' are for nancy boys. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 18 April 2018, 10:22:37 »
....or the British version called Timeslip. :y

If memory serves the lead actors were a weedy looking  specky kid and a girl with big tits.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 18 April 2018, 10:21:08 »
Time Tunnel. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lost In Space 2018
« on: 18 April 2018, 10:19:17 »
I loved 'The Invaders' :y

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