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Washed with pure rainwater, cleaned with the hide of bambi and buffed up with tufts of hair from a virgins fanny.
Albs does his that way, too.  ;D

He lives in Essex. Where does he get the equipment? ;D

I can't believe Donald would do anything illegal. :) grabbing a woman by the pussy illegal? :)

No, because it was only in his dreams. ;D

To try it in reality proved quite expensive for him. ;D

General Discussion Area / Re: New shoes
« on: 16 May 2018, 00:08:44 »
sounds like something a German engineer would design because slip-on shoes sandals on top of socks are far too simple a solution :)


They do move on if you jam their Sky TV. :y

In the end, they were moved on out the village with repetetive, and liberal coatings of well rotted cow manure on all the fields surrounding their chosen encampment.   ;)

... and human manure within the field of their chosen encampment, if they're anything like the lot who parked up in our office car park. >:(

They do move on if you jam their Sky TV. :y

Oops! Did I say that out loud? :o

If they paid their taxes and cleared up behind them it would be a start. ::)

Omega General Help / Re: key pcb
« on: 15 May 2018, 16:37:04 »
Yep, happy to help, as above. Beware that there are at least 3 different types of PCB within identical looking remotes, though. It would be worth checking that the new one is identical to the one in your existing remote to save a wasted journey. :y

General Discussion Area / Re: Fingers crossed
« on: 15 May 2018, 16:32:05 »
Hope the house goes well, but the fact that the solicitor is a woman is irrelevant  >:(

Yep, she'll still go on holiday the day before exchange leaving all the paperwork locked in her safe. ::)

General Car Chat / Re: Expensive oil change or not?
« on: 15 May 2018, 16:30:10 »
The sales guy who sold that customer a diesel wants shooting.

.. as does the guy who configured the engine management system. Why it couldn't just light the EML and store a code telling the garage to do a manual DPF regen once it has tried a couple of times, I don't know.

I only hope there are some modern cars that are actually fit for purpose available by the time my Omega dies.

General Discussion Area / Re: Word Association.
« on: 15 May 2018, 10:01:52 »
<twitch> <looks at PC> Surely there must be one which will get through the word filter. ::)

Computer.  :y

General Car Chat / Re: What a bag of sh!te
« on: 15 May 2018, 09:57:13 »
Yep, Mazda really aren't that great on rustproofing, which is a shame because both of the MX5s that we have had have been excellent mechanically - witness the number that are now being turned into kit cars because the mechanical parts way outlast the bodywork.

General Discussion Area / Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« on: 14 May 2018, 23:29:50 »
I blame the Germans for that little design gem...

"Dump and admire"  :D

General Car Chat / Re: Expensive oil change or not?
« on: 13 May 2018, 17:04:47 »
Did you mean Dexxos? That's GM's 5w30. Probably be fine. :y

General Car Chat / Re: Swap y26 to x30
« on: 12 May 2018, 09:31:18 »
If you swap over all the drive-by-wire ancillaries onto the X30XE and the X30XE is recent enough to have the mounting threads for the DBW coil packs in the heads, then it would probably work. In fact, it's been done before.

General Car Chat / Re: GSi
« on: 11 May 2018, 12:59:58 »
Weren't both Pininfarina designed :-\

Possibly, but the designer usually got told that he'd be designing a completely new model from a clean sheet.. "But we've got all these old landcrab doors in stores, you see, and it'd be a shame to waste them...."

General Discussion Area / Re: Sutton bank
« on: 11 May 2018, 09:53:56 »
Hardknott pass is better. Sutton bank is no more than a girlie slope. :)
Which is still pretty tame.  The biggest issue there is the width, and the amount of bloody fact that you don't see the tourists behind the crests until it's almost too late.


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