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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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General Car Chat / Re: What a pillock...
« on: 15 August 2018, 19:43:46 »
More for the cull list? :)

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General Car Chat / Re: the lords/mayors car
« on: 15 August 2018, 10:29:22 »
Private reg was BBC 1,  ( Boston Borough Council )   :y

Ah...it's that one.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Terrorist attack?
« on: 15 August 2018, 09:32:19 »
My favourite quote came from one of the cyclists (not one of the injured ones, granted):

"This kind of thing happens. You just have a cup of tea and a biscuit and carry on."

Most British response ever, I think?

Good old patriotic 'stiff upper lip' stuff.

So, a couple of wounded cyclists and he spends the rest of his life in prison. Hardly the sharpest tool in the box.

By tomorrow nobody will remember his name. Bellend.
   

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General Discussion Area / Re: Is it me....
« on: 14 August 2018, 19:46:12 »
.....or has the world gone 'funny'?

Floyd Mayweather, net worth estimated $700million-$1billion, is on my tellybox asking me to buy my windows from Love Windows (Who?) for 299 per frame?

I'm more familiar with Love Honey than Love Windows. :)

Not me of course  ::) but a "friend" had an attempted fraudulent hit on my his card very soon after using them. And there was no question that they or an employee was the source of the attempt. Not used them since, and neither has he  ;)

A "friend" of mine said that a rampant stallion must have been the model for the cock ring.......either that or I (I mean "my friend") could do with 'enlargement services'

I'll tell him that size isn't important.  :)   

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General Discussion Area / Re: Is it me....
« on: 14 August 2018, 19:16:56 »
.....or has the world gone 'funny'?

Floyd Mayweather, net worth estimated $700million-$1billion, is on my tellybox asking me to buy my windows from Love Windows (Who?) for 299 per frame?

I'm more familiar with Love Honey than Love Windows. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Nearly did a big TB
« on: 14 August 2018, 19:13:34 »
That would flatten half of Merseyside :D

But would that really be a bad thing?  :-X :D

Behave..or i'll send my Father in Law to play with your nob hob  ;)

Christ.........not STMO I hope. :) ;)

The old boy is from your neck of the woods.

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I'm glad I had nothing to do with the design or construction because there are questions I would not like to be asked.

How old is the bridge, Lizzie?
Built in the 1960's with that well known construction material 'Mafia cement'.

So some of the bodies could have have been dead for decades.

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I'm glad I had nothing to do with the design or construction because there are questions I would not like to be asked.

How old is the bridge, Lizzie?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Nearly did a big TB
« on: 14 August 2018, 16:57:53 »
That would flatten half of Merseyside :D

But would that really be a bad thing?  :-X :D

Liverpool was voted 'City of culture' recently.......but then so was Hull, so clearly that argument doesn't stack up. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: It will T-cut out.
« on: 14 August 2018, 15:24:22 »
This definitely won't: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5874631/Chinese-woman-DESTROYS-Ferrari-458-minutes-renting-it.html

Not being sexist but who in their right mind would rent out a car that powerful to a mere girlie.

It is against nature. :-\

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General Discussion Area / Re: old style petrol stations
« on: 14 August 2018, 12:15:19 »
Back in the day people knew you were driving a 'performance car' when you reached for the 5 star pump.

It was worth an inch in length and two inches in girth.  :)

Ah . . . . a substitute then  ::)

As Tesco are fond of saying.........."every little helps"

.........especially when a teenager and desperate for a shag. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: old style petrol stations
« on: 14 August 2018, 12:13:46 »
Back in the day people knew you were driving a 'performance car' when you reached for the 5 star pump.

It was worth an inch in length and two inches in girth.  :)

.. until they noticed you were putting it into a mustard coloured Marina Coupe. ::)


Even rocket fuel won't make a Marina attractive to girls. Blind girls could be an option though. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: old style petrol stations
« on: 14 August 2018, 12:06:18 »
Back in the day people knew you were driving a 'performance car' when you reached for the 5 star pump.

It was worth an inch in length and two inches in girth.  :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Resident of Brackley
« on: 14 August 2018, 11:21:36 »
Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight:y

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death' ::) ::)

It'll be your fault if he keels over.
He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin.  ;D
I did reluctantly shove a Lamb Naga down my neck last night.

I didn't realise how hot it was until my visit to the potty this morning...

TMI. :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Resident of Brackley
« on: 13 August 2018, 12:28:24 »
Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight:y

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death' ::) ::)

It'll be your fault if he keels over.
He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin.  ;D

The mere thought could put a lesser man into extended therapy. :-X

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