Demonstrating her usual charm and humility she threw it on the bed and said....." there you go shithead, don't say I never buy you anything. You can use this on your new car if they ever get around to building it.
I like gadgets and have already used it on my classic and much sought after Vauxhall. Apparently it is extremely accurate.
The media refer to her as 'far right' but these days anyone who thinks only a man can have a penis and there are too many dark foreign johnnies landing on our beaches are seen as fascists.