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General Car Chat / Re: Shortage of Estates for sale
« on: 07 June 2014, 17:04:37 »
And the 3.0 hearse that i enquired about , he took a winning bid and the bloke never turned up . Egay again  ::)

Have you been unwell, Mr Emd?

Is your predicted demise sooner rather than later?.... ;)

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General Car Chat / Re: Shortage of Estates for sale
« on: 07 June 2014, 17:03:01 »
Only 6 auto's on Autotrader, 3 from Roger Budden and not many more on ebay, some bugger must have bought the one I had an eye on recently........ ::) ::)

Sheesh .....that's also £15,000 for 'Robber' Budden to potentially trouser.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Feeling good today.
« on: 07 June 2014, 17:00:18 »
So which of them was the complement "heathen" or "godless sinner". ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

I believe that the word 'unrepentant' was used more than once.  :)
Twice or thrice divorced, she's not wrong ;D

I hear that the 'swinging scene' is far more exciting in hell than it is in heaven.... :D :D
I fixed that for you Dr Opti  :y

Better still. :y ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Feeling good today.
« on: 07 June 2014, 15:50:39 »
So which of them was the complement "heathen" or "godless sinner". ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

I believe that the word 'unrepentant' was used more than once.  :)
Twice or thrice divorced, she's not wrong ;D

I hear that the 'party scene' is far more exciting in hell than it is in heaven.... :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Feeling good today.
« on: 07 June 2014, 15:46:12 »
So which of them was the complement "heathen" or "godless sinner". ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

I believe that the word 'unrepentant' was used more than once.  :)

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This thread is lowering the tone here at OOF. :)

I suggest that all you heathen's read the 'good book' for your salvation.

Repent while there is still hope..... ;) ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Feeling good today.
« on: 07 June 2014, 15:37:59 »
I remeber a nun telling me I was destined to burn at the gates of hell, one of my proudest moments :)

You won't be the only scouser there... ;) ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Feeling good today.
« on: 07 June 2014, 15:08:43 »
The wife of one of my friends is something of a 'bible basher'. Truth be known we've never really hit it off. Arguments are a regular fixture whenever we meet.

This morning she called me a 'heathen' followed by 'Godless sinner'. She also told me that I have the morals of an alley cat.

It's not every day I get complemented, so I'm walking tall today. :y ;D ;D

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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 20:07:49 »
Still no price for the Jaaagggggg. :)
You've got enough old cars already. :P

I'll be after your Daewoo next. How does £400 sold as seen sound?

If it's not worth the money it'll be my problem. :)
Your omega, your corsa and £7000 might buy it, as long as both are fully serviced and have a 12 month mot.
You know you want to.


Oh yeah, and a go on your sister in law. ;D

...as for this part of the equation. Be careful what you wish for. ;D ;D ;)

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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 20:06:24 »
Still no price for the Jaaagggggg. :)
You've got enough old cars already. :P

I'll be after your Daewoo next. How does £400 sold as seen sound?

If it's not worth the money it'll be my problem. :)
Your omega, your corsa and £7000 might buy it, as long as both are fully serviced and have a 12 month mot.
You know you want to.


Oh yeah, and a go on your sister in law. ;D

A sense of humour is  a wonderful thing........ ;) ;D ;D The offer is now £350. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Doctor
« on: 06 June 2014, 20:03:15 »
I'm the original and best. A genuine doctor. :y

The rest of you are frauds.

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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 19:00:25 »
Still no price for the Jaaagggggg. :)
You've got enough old cars already. :P

I'll be after your Daewoo next. How does £400 sold as seen sound?

If it's not worth the money it'll be my problem. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Oof clinic.
« on: 06 June 2014, 17:08:05 »
I'm depressed.  :(  What should I do?  :-\

Jump.

Up and down I mean. Exercise is good for depression. Although I got this from the internet as I have no experience of depression. :)

Thanks Doc!!  :y  I wonder if I can get Dr Opti to refer me to his sister in law for some therapeutic jumping sessions?  :-\   ::)

Ooo and maybe some little blue pills from the OOF Apothecary Shop?  Just to give me a little extra jump!  :)

Sorry, Sir Tig....but at your age the lady in question may prove too much for you, :)

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General Car Chat / Re: Dilemma
« on: 06 June 2014, 17:05:11 »
Still no price for the Jaaagggggg. :)

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Yep, works for me too..

Which reminds me the tax is due on the BMW at the end of the month and the reminder hasn't turned up in the post yet.

I used to write  'Tax in post' on a piece of paper, and then put it in the tax disc holder.

Worked well enough in the seventies. ;D ;D ;)

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