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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #30 on: 08 May 2017, 15:05:19 »

Had it over a month, though obviously couldn't drive for part of that due to being unable to walk, let alone drive.

What I dislike:

Can't hear incoming text messages on paired phone

Possibly a phone issue rather than the Jag, the Shitroen Nemo I have for work reads the texts out through the audio on my old Windows phone but not on the Android.

Glad you like it  :y
My theory is, BT audio streaming mutes the phone speaker, even when I'm not istening to the phone.

Just haven't tested said theory.

Gayphone only accepts the one connection profile for everything  ;)
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #31 on: 08 May 2017, 15:11:25 »

Never saw that coming :D
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #32 on: 08 May 2017, 15:36:50 »

Had it over a month, though obviously couldn't drive for part of that due to being unable to walk, let alone drive.

What I dislike:

Can't hear incoming text messages on paired phone

Possibly a phone issue rather than the Jag, the Shitroen Nemo I have for work reads the texts out through the audio on my old Windows phone but not on the Android.

Glad you like it  :y
My theory is, BT audio streaming mutes the phone speaker, even when I'm not istening to the phone.

Just haven't tested said theory.

Difference with mine is that the text is read out via the phone speaker on Android, which is barely audible in the van.

I haven`t worked out why the Windows phone is via the radio and the Android not  :-\
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #33 on: 08 May 2017, 18:55:24 »

Had it over a month, though obviously couldn't drive for part of that due to being unable to walk, let alone drive.

What I dislike:

Can't hear incoming text messages on paired phone

Possibly a phone issue rather than the Jag, the Shitroen Nemo I have for work reads the texts out through the audio on my old Windows phone but not on the Android.

Glad you like it  :y
My theory is, BT audio streaming mutes the phone speaker, even when I'm not istening to the phone.

Just haven't tested said theory.

Gayphone only accepts the one connection profile for everything  ;)
Which in theory is the way it should be...
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #34 on: 08 May 2017, 19:31:19 »

Had it over a month, though obviously couldn't drive for part of that due to being unable to walk, let alone drive.

What I dislike:

Can't hear incoming text messages on paired phone

Possibly a phone issue rather than the Jag, the Shitroen Nemo I have for work reads the texts out through the audio on my old Windows phone but not on the Android.

Glad you like it  :y
My theory is, BT audio streaming mutes the phone speaker, even when I'm not istening to the phone.

Just haven't tested said theory.

Gayphone only accepts the one connection profile for everything  ;)
Which in theory is the way it should be...
If you stream the music from your gayphone then it will probably work 😉
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #35 on: 08 May 2017, 19:35:43 »

Had it over a month, though obviously couldn't drive for part of that due to being unable to walk, let alone drive.

What I dislike:

Can't hear incoming text messages on paired phone

Possibly a phone issue rather than the Jag, the Shitroen Nemo I have for work reads the texts out through the audio on my old Windows phone but not on the Android.

Glad you like it  :y
My theory is, BT audio streaming mutes the phone speaker, even when I'm not istening to the phone.

Just haven't tested said theory.

Gayphone only accepts the one connection profile for everything  ;)
Which in theory is the way it should be...
If you stream the music from your gayphone then it will probably work 😉
That was exactly my theory.  I need to go outside and test said theory.  But CBA my tea is about ready ::)
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #36 on: 08 May 2017, 19:53:29 »

Had it over a month, though obviously couldn't drive for part of that due to being unable to walk, let alone drive.

What I dislike:

Can't hear incoming text messages on paired phone

Possibly a phone issue rather than the Jag, the Shitroen Nemo I have for work reads the texts out through the audio on my old Windows phone but not on the Android.

Glad you like it  :y
My theory is, BT audio streaming mutes the phone speaker, even when I'm not istening to the phone.

Just haven't tested said theory.

This.
Once connected it will attempt to push all audio over Bluetooth (unless in an app that lets you specifically choose an alternative (such as phone and choosing speaker or headset)
If the cars stereo is set to Bluetooth as input you should hear the alerts.
This can be annoying if you get a constant molesting via work emails and have either an audiobook, or any loud music on.
Having an Apple Watch connected will have some impact on this as it then try's to push alerts to that and not on the phone (in general and subject to how you've set it up) but I'd hazard a guess at an Apple Watch being an apple too far for tb
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #37 on: 09 May 2017, 17:23:03 »

Another annoyance.

You can open boot with fob (from a million miles away :y), but not close with fob, so you have to traipse all the way back to the car when you accidentally press the button from 70yrds away in the phishing rain...


Unless that's a fault with mine?
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #38 on: 09 May 2017, 17:24:26 »

On plus side, you can turn on headlights and reverse LEDs from fob. Again, from a million miles away.

Shame the button is close to the boot opening one ::)
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #39 on: 09 May 2017, 21:56:02 »

Another annoyance.

You can open boot with fob (from a million miles away :y), but not close with fob, so you have to traipse all the way back to the car when you accidentally press the button from 70yrds away in the phishing rain...


Unless that's a fault with mine?

My gripe with my Merc is that I can unlock my car from that far away it''ll re-lock itself before I can get to it, but, I've to stand within feet of the driver's door to 'global' open or close the windows & roof because it uses infra red to do so rather than rf like the central locking. And ...... MB deem deadlocks to be potentially dangerous   ???
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #40 on: 10 May 2017, 14:32:45 »

On plus side, you can turn on headlights and reverse LEDs from fob. Again, from a million miles away.

Shame the button is close to the boot opening one ::)

Why?  :-\
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #41 on: 10 May 2017, 14:49:51 »

On plus side, you can turn on headlights and reverse LEDs from fob. Again, from a million miles away.

Shame the button is close to the boot opening one ::)

Why?  :-\

I can't turn on the reverse lights, but my headlights,tail lights and wing mirror puddle lights come on when opening the car at night.

Useful to find in a dark car-park or even at home to see things!
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #42 on: 10 May 2017, 14:50:08 »

Why not :D
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #43 on: 10 May 2017, 18:44:35 »

On plus side, you can turn on headlights and reverse LEDs from fob. Again, from a million miles away.

Shame the button is close to the boot opening one ::)

Why?  :-\
You ain't seen some of the dodgy, dark places I end up at ;D
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Re: A month with the big black pussy
« Reply #44 on: 01 June 2017, 18:04:34 »

Did I mention I like cooled seats? I really like cooled seats. No, I really, really like cooled seats.  Every car should have them.
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