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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

......my new car should be arriving on Wednesday.

[STEMO]

Good.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I say  new I don't mean a '67'plate jobbie.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Good.

You don't have time to post on here between watching Emmerdale Farm and taking the whippet for a sloppy dump.

[STEMO]

Good.

You don't have time to post on here between watching Emmeradle Fram and taking the whippet for a sloppy dump.

No.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Good.

You don't have time to post on here between watching Emmeradle Fram and taking the whippet for a sloppy dump.

No.

A monosyllabic STMO is preferable to the gobby scouser we usually get.

[STEMO]

Good.

You don't have time to post on here between watching Emmeradle Fram and taking the whippet for a sloppy dump.

No.

A monosyllabic STMO is preferable to the gobby scouser we usually get.

Probably 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Good.

You don't have time to post on here between watching Emmeradle Fram and taking the whippet for a sloppy dump.

No.

A monosyllabic STMO is preferable to the gobby scouser we usually get.

Probably

Undoubtedly.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ah yes the periodic game of what car our Lord has squandered his fortune on this time! 

Audi R8?  BMW 6 or 7 series?   Aston Martin? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ah yes the periodic game of what car our Lord has squandered his fortune on this time! 

Audi R8?  BMW 6 or 7 series?   Aston Martin? 

Two Germans and a Ford. Nope.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

[STEMO]

Ah yes the periodic game of what car our Lord has squandered his fortune on this time! 

Audi R8?  BMW 6 or 7 series?   Aston Martin? 

This is why I didn't encourage him. All will become clear on Wednesday........or not. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ah yes the periodic game of what car our Lord has squandered his fortune on this time! 

Audi R8?  BMW 6 or 7 series?   Aston Martin? 

This is why I didn't encourage him. All will become clear on Wednesday........or not. 

I shall insist on my deposit being returned.

[STEMO]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

You're going to make Mrs Opti drive a diesel? The corsa must have been on it's last legs.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

You're going to make Mrs Opti drive a diesel? The corsa must have been on it's last legs.

I've always been a big fan of derv.'Love em'

Have you seen the new Scania?

[Doctor Gollum]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

You're going to make Mrs Opti drive a diesel? The corsa must have been on it's last legs.

I've always been a big fan of derv.'Love em'

Have you seen the new Scania?

£200k well spent

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

You're going to make Mrs Opti drive a diesel? The corsa must have been on it's last legs.

I've always been a big fan of derv.'Love em'

Have you seen the new Scania?

£200k well spent

Is that for the Scania GTI or the cooking version, Al?

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

You're going to make Mrs Opti drive a diesel? The corsa must have been on it's last legs.

I think you're right Uncle STEMO, the bastard has got poor Mrs Opti an Astra diesel!     

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

You're going to make Mrs Opti drive a diesel? The corsa must have been on it's last legs.

I think you're right Uncle STEMO, the bastard has got poor Mrs Opti an Astra diesel!     

I'm trying to think who owns one here at OOF.

Given time it will come to me.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

You're going to make Mrs Opti drive a diesel? The corsa must have been on it's last legs.

I think you're right Uncle STEMO, the bastard has got poor Mrs Opti an Astra diesel!     

I'm trying to think who owns one here at OOF.

Given time it will come to me.

Yes that might take some time at your age M'lud! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel car. They are the future.

You're going to make Mrs Opti drive a diesel? The corsa must have been on it's last legs.

I think you're right Uncle STEMO, the bastard has got poor Mrs Opti an Astra diesel!     

I'm trying to think who owns one here at OOF.

Given time it will come to me.

Yes that might take some time at your age M'lud! 

I'll have you know I'm not a doddery old fart like that STMO chappie. So you can 'far cough'

[STEMO]

Just tell us what you've bought. Then we can discuss the car, not me.

[Mr Gav]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

[tunnie]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

[Doctor Gollum]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

No sunroof

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

No sunroof

New car has a sunroof  (not something I wanted but this one is quiet) and cost the original owner £1000. The rest of the car drives as tautly as when new.

8500 miles.....2015 (15)

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

[tunnie]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

Good going that 

[Sir Tigger KC]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

So basically you've admitted that at your age the Jag is a bit too much for you to handle and you've traded it in for something nice for Mrs Opti! 

I sure that the mighty Signum will see you through. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

So basically you've admitted that at your age the Jag is a bit too much for you to handle and you've traded it in for something nice for Mrs Opti! 

I sure that the mighty Signum will see you through. 

After looking at pictures of Ianu's new Maserati my new car is mundane and humble by comparison, although similar in some respects.

[henryd]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

So basically you've admitted that at your age the Jag is a bit too much for you to handle and you've traded it in for something nice for Mrs Opti! 

I sure that the mighty Signum will see you through. 

After looking at pictures of Ianu's new Maserati my new car is mundane and humble by comparison, although similar in some respects.

Christ ,you've bought a Fiat  ,seriously though if its the New quadrifoglio I'll let you off

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

So basically you've admitted that at your age the Jag is a bit too much for you to handle and you've traded it in for something nice for Mrs Opti! 

I sure that the mighty Signum will see you through. 

After looking at pictures of Ianu's new Maserati my new car is mundane and humble by comparison, although similar in some respects.

Christ ,you've bought a Fiat  ,seriously though if its the New quadrifoglio I'll let you off

preferable to an M3.

[Doctor Gollum]

Hardly setting a benchmark

[Mr Gav]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

That`ll be the scrapyard then 

[STEMO]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

That`ll be the scrapyard then 

I saw one the other day and was surprised how dated they look. Not as dated as his 14 year old corsa though. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

That`ll be the scrapyard then 

I saw one the other day and was surprised how dated they look. Not as dated as poor Mrs Opti's 14 year old corsa though. 

FTFY Uncle STEMO.  Mrs STEMO should be very grateful that you let her drive a newish Renault. 

What a lucky girl! 

[STEMO]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

That`ll be the scrapyard then 

I saw one the other day and was surprised how dated they look. Not as dated as poor Mrs Opti's 14 year old corsa though. 

FTFY Uncle STEMO.  Mrs STEMO should be very grateful that you let her drive a newish Renault. 

What a lucky girl! 

Yes. It certainly beats an ancient corsa, omega or BMW. 

[biggriffin]

I've seen the light and bought a diesel


Have you seen the new Scania?

.

The lord liked the last scarnia he had parked in the conservatory so much he's buying one. 

https://www.scania.com/group/en/new-scania-r-730-v8-completes-the-euro-6-range/

[Doctor Gollum]

The new Volvo VNL860 looks quite smart too... no V8 option though

[biggriffin]

The new Volvo VNL860 looks quite smart too... no V8 option though

.

About as much use as a chocolate fireguard, to long for a 13.5 trailer.  Stgo use maybe,, fitted with a 16L straight 6, same as the fh16- 750.  Doppy spanks don't like them, because there to refind, comfortable, economical, etc etc,   


V8 really, don't see Dr gollom as a "tang"

[Sir Tigger KC]

You`ve not had the Jag that long, why the change so soon?

Clearly more money than sense, but we all know that seeing as he spends £50/m on tax for a posh Vectra.

Hopefully he has got shot of that, I rather liked the supercharged Jaag

I was offered almost exactly what I paid for the Jag some 13 months ago as a P/X. So I thought why not.

As for the mighty Signum.....time will soon bring these magnificent  motor cars the status they deserve.

That`ll be the scrapyard then 

I saw one the other day and was surprised how dated they look. Not as dated as poor Mrs Opti's 14 year old corsa though. 

FTFY Uncle STEMO.  Mrs STEMO should be very grateful that you let her drive a newish Renault. 

What a lucky girl! 

Yes. It certainly beats an ancient corsa, omega or BMW. 

I wish my retort was that there ain't nuffin wrong wiv my old Beemer innit.......  But... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've paid the outstanding balance by bank transfer, so no going back now.

Should be here by early afternoon tomorrow.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I hope that Mrs Opti likes her new car M'lud! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hope that Mrs Opti likes her new car M'lud! 

A 14 year old Corsa is enough for any girl. A car is a car and most women are unable to tell the difference between a Ferrari and a Hillman Imp if they are the same colour.

[Doctor Gollum]

I hope that Mrs Opti likes her new car M'lud! 

A 14 year old Corsa is enough for any girl. A car is a car and most women are unable to tell the difference between a Ferrari and a Hillman Imp if they are the same colour.

I will conceed that both are generally rear engined

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....much like the Porsche Beetle.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Ferraris aren't rear engined. They are mid engined. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ferraris aren't rear engined. They are mid engined. 

I agree. The Porsche Beetle however has the hairdryer looking engine slung out over the rear wheels.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Yep. A great cure for constipation on a wet road, when hundreds of brake horses overpower the traction and the car starts dancing the Waltzing Matilda. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yep. A great cure for constipation on a wet road, when hundreds of brake horses overpower the traction and the car starts dancing the Waltzing Matilda. 

Like throwing a hammer. Arse over tit.....etc etc.

[Doctor Gollum]

Ferraris aren't rear engined. They are mid engined. 

So is the Imp

[henryd]

Ferraris aren't rear engined. They are mid engined. 

So is the Imp

Not really though

[Doctor Gollum]

Ferraris aren't rear engined. They are mid engined. 

So is the Imp

Not really though

Neither does fitting the gearbox in the engine sump a mid engined car make (Testarossa et al)...