Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

....looking resplendent in IRR.

The guy who delivered the car must be related to 'Miss Daisy' because following the 130 mile journey from Watford the trip computer is showing 33.6 MPG.

How ls that possible if you are not Mr Tunnie?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oooops.....he'll be back.

He has left his phone and trade plates behind.

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford.

[henryd]

Ok wtf is it then

[Nick W]

Ok wtf is it then

A previously unregistered Trabant?

[tunnie]

Ok wtf is it then

This!

[tunnie]

....looking resplendent in IRR.

The guy who delivered the car must be related to 'Miss Daisy' because following the 130 mile journey from Watford the trip computer is showing 33.6 MPG.

How ls that possible if you are not Mr Tunnie?

Very easy, unlike some here, including that fatty little admin I don't see the throttle pedal as a binary object, it does not have "ON or OFF" settings.

 

[STEMO]

I'm guessing it's a car. A sporty car with lots of BHP that drinks fuel like a chieftain tank. Much the same as the car he had, except with a sunroof.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm guessing it's a car. A sporty car with lots of BHP that drinks fuel like a chieftain tank. Much the same as the car he had, except with a sunroof.

I've followed your example.

Your previous car was an Astra (albeit in a colour that would frighten children and horses) and your new car is an Astra (albeit one that kills innocent babies with noxious diesel fumes)

Yes....it's another Jaguar.

[Viral_Jim]

IRR is a lovely colour, a friend of mine who worked for JLR got an IRR F-Pace for the weekend not long ago  . I suspect it isn't one of those.

F-type would be my guess, potentially that one that was foisted on you a few weeks back 

[henryd]

I'm guessing it's a car. A sporty car with lots of BHP that drinks fuel like a chieftain tank. Much the same as the car he had, except with a sunroof.

I've followed your example.

Your previous car was an Astra (albeit in a colour that would frighten children and horses) and your new car is an Astra (albeit one that kills innocent babies with noxious diesel fumes)

Yes....it's another Jaguar.

Another F type ?,obviously this will be the sensible diesel option

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

IRR is a lovely colour, a friend of mine who worked for JLR got an IRR F-Pace for the weekend not long ago  . I suspect it isn't one of those.

F-type would be my guess, potentially that one that was foisted on you a few weeks back 

Nope.....lovely to drive but as STMO rightly says nothing more than a totally impractical toy.

I found out my car comes with the £2750 option of the 'speedpack'. I certainly wouldn't have paid for it, but it's nice to have.

[henryd]

another XF then

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

IRR is a lovely colour, a friend of mine who worked for JLR got an IRR F-Pace for the weekend not long ago  . I suspect it isn't one of those.

F-type would be my guess, potentially that one that was foisted on you a few weeks back 

Ah.....a van with windows.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You gone two seater

4 seats and a sunroof.

[henryd]

You gone two seater

4 seats and a sunroof.

Ah,same again with a hole in the roof to leak

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm guessing it's a car. A sporty car with lots of BHP that drinks fuel like a chieftain tank. Much the same as the car he had, except with a sunroof.

I've followed your example.

Your previous car was an Astra (albeit in a colour that would frighten children and horses) and your new car is an Astra (albeit one that kills innocent babies with noxious diesel fumes)

Yes....it's another Jaguar.

Another F type ?,obviously this will be the sensible diesel option

Bubonic plague would be preferable.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

another XF then

Henry is clearly smarter than the average OOFER........not that that is saying much.

[Viral_Jim]

Ooo, XJR/supersport jobbie?

Just googled them in red and they look superb! Can't imagine there were many about, only think I've seen them in silver/black in the flesh

Edit: obviously not

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'll post some dealer piccies.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford.

Leather jacket at your age FFS? 

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford.

Leather jacket at your age FFS? 

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!   

Nothing wrong with a leather jacket at my age.....

On the other hand a 'mankini' would be soooooo wrong at any age.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford.

Leather jacket at your age FFS? 

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!   

Nothing wrong with a leather jacket at my age.....

On the other hand a 'mankini' would be soooooo wrong at any age.

Maybe a sheepskin would be more appropriate? 

I'll leave it to you whether you'd prefer a sheepskin jacket or sheepskin mankini! 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I think TB is the only one who could carry off a mankini on this forum, sheepskin or otherwise! 

Or maybe Mr Gonads?                                                                                                                                             

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford.

Leather jacket at your age FFS? 

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!   

Nothing wrong with a leather jacket at my age.....

On the other hand a 'mankini' would be soooooo wrong at any age.

Maybe a sheepskin would be more appropriate?

I'll leave it to you whether you'd prefer a sheepskin jacket or sheepskin mankini! 

.....and look like John Motson and 'Arfur Daley'

[Sir Tigger KC]

The good news is he remembered to bring my leather jacket which I left in Watford.

Leather jacket at your age FFS? 

Just as well you didn't leave your medallion behind!   

Nothing wrong with a leather jacket at my age.....

On the other hand a 'mankini' would be soooooo wrong at any age.

Maybe a sheepskin would be more appropriate?

I'll leave it to you whether you'd prefer a sheepskin jacket or sheepskin mankini! 

.....and look like John Motson and 'Arfur Daley'

Would you? 

[New POD]

130 mile journey from Watford the trip computer is showing 33.6 MPG.

How ls that possible if you are not Mr Tunnie?

He reset the fuel computer whilst 300 yards from your hour in neutral, coasting down hill ?