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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Re: A new acquisition..
« Reply #15 on: 18 October 2017, 12:35:28 »

I spend 24/7 with my dog. They are great company and fantastic listeners. I tell her all my troubles, she licks my face and all is right with the world again.
That is disgusting.

First your dog 'rims' every other dog he meets in the park.........then he smells, licks, and eats any left over dog puke he finds before finally burying his nose in 'a still steaming turd' left by some loose-bowelled mongrel with worms.

.....and then you let it lick your face. :-X :-\
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Re: A new acquisition..
« Reply #16 on: 18 October 2017, 12:38:36 »

Looks like a boxer / staffie cross there Aaron  :y

As for the chewing, get a piece of thick rope   ;)
Much better then so called indestructible balls.
Also great for swinging him around on when out playing  :y

I don't know if your getting him insured but might be worth looking into  :)

I made that mistake with Gromit ( my German / Belgian cross )
In the last 3 weeks, i'm 700 quid out of pocket  :(
Poor bugger ended up with the dogs version of cauliflower ear and very nearly lost it  :'( :'(

Looking to send the wife back onto the streets to recuperate the money ...............  :D :D :D

The government is a fan of enterprise. :)
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Re: A new acquisition..
« Reply #17 on: 18 October 2017, 12:53:24 »

Looks like a boxer / staffie cross there Aaron  :y

As for the chewing, get a piece of thick rope   ;)
Much better then so called indestructible balls.
Also great for swinging him around on when out playing  :y

I don't know if your getting him insured but might be worth looking into  :)

I made that mistake with Gromit ( my German / Belgian cross )
In the last 3 weeks, i'm 700 quid out of pocket  :(
Poor bugger ended up with the dogs version of cauliflower ear and very nearly lost it  :'( :'(

Looking to send the wife back onto the streets to recuperate the money ...............  :D :D :D

The government is a fan of enterprise. :)

Yes, but don't forget to put the extra income on your next tax return Mr Gonads.  :P  ;D
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Re: A new acquisition..
« Reply #18 on: 18 October 2017, 13:41:52 »

Nice mutt, but were you not temped by a friendly whippet like STMO's mutt.

I'd have loved a greyhound, whippet, lurcher.. but they have a habit of chasing anything that moves quickly and one cat tends to move quite quickly! (T'other one is 9 so moves a bit more slowly..)

Also Louise thinks they're ugly on account of how skinny they are :(

As for the chewing, get a piece of thick rope   ;)
Much better then so called indestructible balls.
Also great for swinging him around on when out playing  :y

A friend of ours bought a "rope with a ball" over .. the ball lasted five seconds but the rope is still going strong! He much prefers chewing something "squishy" though.

Kong Extreme toys (look like giant black butt plugs..) work well too as we can stuff those with treats - another tip we had was stuff them with treats, seal the end with peanut butter then freeze them.. takes a dog hours to work his way in to the treats ;D

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I don't know if your getting him insured but might be worth looking into  :)

Aye - all ours are insured.. He costs a lot more than the cats, though, so you could argue that it's a mugs game! ~£25/mo for "good" cover (i.e. pays out for the lifetime of a condition rather than just once, so covers things he might need for the rest of his life) and that's a good £300 a year; a few years of that and you'd be better off not paying.

Though it does give us a big chunk of public liability cover, just in case he does something to someone else/elses dog/car/door/etc!
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Re: A new acquisition..
« Reply #19 on: 18 October 2017, 16:48:50 »

Ooh. Staffie farts. You have my sympathy. The M.I.L has one and despite her example being a thick as two short planks, she runs off if she farts, for good reason, as we always find out a couple of seconds later. :o
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Re: A new acquisition..
« Reply #20 on: 18 October 2017, 19:46:08 »

Diesel doesn't do face licking..

..which I'm thankful for, as he has a penchant for eating cat poo!
and no doubt licking (the remains of) his 'dangle berries' ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 19 October 2017, 10:58:21 »

Kevin - I'm surprised the paint hasn't started peeling off my office walls yet! ;D

and no doubt licking (the remains of) his 'dangle berries' ;D

And humping his bed.. while looking at us.. :o
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Re: A new acquisition..
« Reply #22 on: 19 October 2017, 12:02:03 »

Kevin - I'm surprised the paint hasn't started peeling off my office walls yet! ;D

and no doubt licking (the remains of) his 'dangle berries' ;D

And humping his bed.. while looking at us.. :o




My mutt did that to me and the wife a few years ago after a Sunday morning shagging session  :o

We have just rolled of each other when the oppser jumped across out lasses side of the bed and started humping the bed  ;D ;D
Didn't know what to do  ;D
We couldn't stop laughing  :D :D 
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Re: A new acquisition..
« Reply #23 on: 19 October 2017, 12:19:47 »

Kevin - I'm surprised the paint hasn't started peeling off my office walls yet! ;D

and no doubt licking (the remains of) his 'dangle berries' ;D

And humping his bed.. while looking at us.. :o


The eye contact with you while he wanks his little soldier is a bit pervy. Just be grateful he doesn't have access to the internet. :)
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