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Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« on: 23 October 2017, 22:07:50 »
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #1 on: 24 October 2017, 13:23:07 »
Amount of talent < Amount of money.  ::)
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #2 on: 24 October 2017, 16:26:25 »
Erm, how's the ditch magnet Kev? ::)
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #3 on: 24 October 2017, 16:54:45 »
Quote from: Guffer on 24 October 2017, 16:26:25
Erm, how's the ditch magnet Kev? ::)

Harsh  :D :D :D ;D
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #4 on: 24 October 2017, 17:00:01 »
Quote from: Guffer on 24 October 2017, 16:26:25
Erm, how's the ditch magnet Kev? ::)
It's never been anywhere near a ditch. ;)
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #5 on: 24 October 2017, 18:18:08 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 October 2017, 13:23:07
Amount of talent < Amount of money.  ::)


Or as one of the Police crash investigators used to say: Too much car and not enough driver.
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #6 on: 25 October 2017, 01:46:20 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 October 2017, 17:00:01
Quote from: Guffer on 24 October 2017, 16:26:25
Erm, how's the ditch magnet Kev? ::)
It's never been anywhere near a ditch. ;)

Are you sure, sir?   ::) ;D
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #7 on: 25 October 2017, 09:12:49 »
Quote from: Guffer on 25 October 2017, 01:46:20
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 October 2017, 17:00:01
Quote from: Guffer on 24 October 2017, 16:26:25
Erm, how's the ditch magnet Kev? ::)
It's never been anywhere near a ditch. ;)

Are you sure, sir?   ::) ;D
Yep. Certainly not a ditch. :y
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #8 on: 25 October 2017, 13:22:49 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 25 October 2017, 09:12:49
Quote from: Guffer on 25 October 2017, 01:46:20
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 October 2017, 17:00:01
Quote from: Guffer on 24 October 2017, 16:26:25
Erm, how's the ditch magnet Kev? ::)
It's never been anywhere near a ditch. ;)

Are you sure, sir?   ::) ;D
Yep. Certainly not a ditch. :y

 ;D What was it then? 
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #9 on: 25 October 2017, 13:34:24 »
Quote from: Guffer on 25 October 2017, 13:22:49
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 25 October 2017, 09:12:49
Quote from: Guffer on 25 October 2017, 01:46:20
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 October 2017, 17:00:01
Quote from: Guffer on 24 October 2017, 16:26:25
Erm, how's the ditch magnet Kev? ::)
It's never been anywhere near a ditch. ;)

Are you sure, sir?   ::) ;D
Yep. Certainly not a ditch. :y

 ;D What was it then?
A bank of earth. Not a ditch. The opposite thing to a ditch, in fact. :P ::)
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #10 on: 25 October 2017, 13:47:26 »
 ;D you say potato......... ;D
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #11 on: 25 October 2017, 16:30:32 »
That's not to say it wasn't airbourne when it reached the bank of earth :D
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #12 on: 26 October 2017, 09:12:12 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 25 October 2017, 16:30:32
That's not to say it wasn't airbourne when it reached the bank of earth :D

It wasn't, unless you regard levitation above the tarmac on a sheet of ice and water as flight?
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #13 on: 26 October 2017, 09:59:24 »
I  recall a second incident shortly after fixing the car from the first, Mr Wood. You and Hammond had the same driving instructor?


Not that I have room to talk, I reckon I had same instructor :D
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Re: Has Hammond been at it again!!!!
« Reply #14 on: 26 October 2017, 10:19:07 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 26 October 2017, 09:59:24
I  recall a second incident shortly after fixing the car from the first, Mr Wood. You and Hammond had the same driving instructor?


Not that I have room to talk, I reckon I had same instructor :D

Oh, the blind bint in the Renault shitbox? Had forgotten about that. ::)
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