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Author Topic: EuroTunnel gets a new name so its ready for Brexit.  (Read 2515 times)

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Re: EuroTunnel gets a new name so its ready for Brexit.
« Reply #15 on: 26 November 2017, 23:02:34 »

Aught to be run like The Seven Bridge, free for any Remoaners that want to leave the UK and then when they can't get a job in Europe a £1m return fare. :) :) :)

iirc TB tested out a trial run of this a few years ago? ::) ::) ::)
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Re: EuroTunnel gets a new name so its ready for Brexit.
« Reply #16 on: 27 November 2017, 09:17:57 »

The describes the current situation perfectly. They sell you a return ticket, then deny all knowledge of you when you try to use the return part of the ticket. Never again!. >:(
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Re: EuroTunnel gets a new name so its ready for Brexit.
« Reply #17 on: 27 November 2017, 11:30:57 »

The describes the current situation perfectly. They sell you a return ticket, then deny all knowledge of you when you try to use the return part of the ticket. Never again!. >:(

I take it you did not have the £1m for a return ticket.

On the subject of names. How about renaming Ashford International as " Worlds End" for passengers leaving little England and for those arriving " the promised land"? On the worlds end platform there would be publicity material for that famous tourist attraction Nappy man  . On the other just leaflets on how to claim benefits.
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Re: EuroTunnel gets a new name so its ready for Brexit.
« Reply #18 on: 27 November 2017, 14:18:08 »

Hope and Despair might me more appropriate...

Which end is which would all depend on your perspective, although I would suggest that Despair is nearer France :D
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Re: EuroTunnel gets a new name so its ready for Brexit.
« Reply #19 on: 27 November 2017, 15:19:12 »

mm

 Better to travel in hope than arrive in despair. ;D ;D
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