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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #15 on: 04 December 2017, 19:31:35 »

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  >:(), and making a mess of my pizza  >:(

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.
You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   ;D

'Instructed her on the error of her slovenly ways' :)

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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #16 on: 04 December 2017, 19:33:06 »

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  >:(), and making a mess of my pizza  >:(

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.
You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   ;D
"I'm going for a bath, you need to clean that"
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #17 on: 04 December 2017, 19:34:03 »

Actually, I might have said bath and a shave.  I'll ask her if she remembers if she ever brings my cuppa up  >:(
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #18 on: 04 December 2017, 19:37:40 »

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  >:(), and making a mess of my pizza  >:(

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.
You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   ;D
"I'm going for a bath, you need to clean that"

Seems more than reasonable.
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #19 on: 04 December 2017, 19:40:43 »

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  >:(), and making a mess of my pizza  >:(

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.
You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   ;D
"I'm going for a bath, you need to clean that"

Seems more than reasonable.
Indeed, it is a pink job. Much like bringing we up a brew and a slice of cake, which clearly she's forgotten  >:(
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #20 on: 04 December 2017, 19:45:49 »

Didn't that UKIP chappie Godfrey Bloom get into trouble a few years ago for saying that women who don't clean behind the cooker are slovenly sluts!  :-\  ::)  ;D

Not suggesting that Mrs TB is such a woman of course.  ;)  :)
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #21 on: 04 December 2017, 19:46:28 »

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  >:(), and making a mess of my pizza  >:(

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.
You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   ;D
"I'm going for a bath, you need to clean that"

Seems more than reasonable.
Indeed, it is a pink job. Much like bringing we up a brew and a slice of cake, which clearly she's forgotten  >:(

She's probably too busy cleaning ........ :)
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #22 on: 04 December 2017, 19:55:57 »

Hmmmmm...yes. I suppose the cake will wash off easily, already being in the bath an all, but hot tea.................. :-\
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« Reply #23 on: 04 December 2017, 20:04:23 »

Hmmmmm...yes. I suppose the cake will wash off easily, already being in the bath an all, but hot tea.................. :-\
You don't have a cuppa in the bath :o

You need to try it!
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #24 on: 04 December 2017, 20:10:15 »

Now don't have a bath-have a wet room with shower instead-but when there was a bath it was a case of fags,coffee and a magazine/book and ages just laying there soaking and relaxing.
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #25 on: 04 December 2017, 20:34:44 »

Hmmmmm...yes. I suppose the cake will wash off easily, already being in the bath an all, but hot tea.................. :-\
You don't have a cuppa in the bath :o

You need to try it!
I quote “Bringing up a brew and a slice of cake”. Unless you like Stella with your cake.
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #27 on: 05 December 2017, 09:18:40 »

Actually, I might have said bath and a shave.  I'll ask her if she remembers if she ever brings my cuppa up  >:(

I'm surprised she's never brought the kettle up. Attached to a long extension lead. Plugged in. And dropped it in the bath  :P ;D
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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #28 on: 05 December 2017, 09:19:44 »

Actually, I might have said bath and a shave.  I'll ask her if she remembers if she ever brings my cuppa up  >:(

I'm surprised she's never brought the kettle up. Attached to a long extension lead. Plugged in. And dropped it in the bath  :P ;D
Toasters are a better bet. :y

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Re: Oven degreaser
« Reply #29 on: 05 December 2017, 11:03:51 »

Actually, I might have said bath and a shave.  I'll ask her if she remembers if she ever brings my cuppa up  >:(

I'm surprised she's never brought the kettle up. Attached to a long extension lead. Plugged in. And dropped it in the bath  :P ;D
Toasters are a better bet. :y

.. apparently. ::)

Ah, so he's alright as long as he doesn't ask for toast & marmite in the bath to go with his tea, then ;D
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