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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  ), and making a mess of my pizza 

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.

You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   

'Instructed her on the error of her slovenly ways'

[TheBoy]

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  ), and making a mess of my pizza 

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.

You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   

"I'm going for a bath, you need to clean that"

[TheBoy]

Actually, I might have said bath and a shave.  I'll ask her if she remembers if she ever brings my cuppa up 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  ), and making a mess of my pizza 

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.

You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   

"I'm going for a bath, you need to clean that"

Seems more than reasonable.

[TheBoy]

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  ), and making a mess of my pizza 

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.

You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   

"I'm going for a bath, you need to clean that"

Seems more than reasonable.

Indeed, it is a pink job. Much like bringing we up a brew and a slice of cake, which clearly she's forgotten 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Didn't that UKIP chappie Godfrey Bloom get into trouble a few years ago for saying that women who don't clean behind the cooker are slovenly sluts!     

Not suggesting that Mrs TB is such a woman of course.   

[Entwood]

I've just had to strip the side off the cooker, following lunchtime's shenanigans of it popping the house trips (2/3rds of the way through a 17hr 3d print  ), and making a mess of my pizza 

New element ordered, and also ordered Mrs TB to clean up behind the cooker now its out, based on the fact that cleaning is womens work.

You ‘ordered’ her, did you? What were your exact words?   

"I'm going for a bath, you need to clean that"

Seems more than reasonable.

Indeed, it is a pink job. Much like bringing we up a brew and a slice of cake, which clearly she's forgotten 

She's probably too busy cleaning ........

[STEMO]

Hmmmmm...yes. I suppose the cake will wash off easily, already being in the bath an all, but hot tea..................

[TheBoy]

Hmmmmm...yes. I suppose the cake will wash off easily, already being in the bath an all, but hot tea..................

You don't have a cuppa in the bath

You need to try it!

[BazaJT]

Now don't have a bath-have a wet room with shower instead-but when there was a bath it was a case of fags,coffee and a magazine/book and ages just laying there soaking and relaxing.

[STEMO]

Hmmmmm...yes. I suppose the cake will wash off easily, already being in the bath an all, but hot tea..................

You don't have a cuppa in the bath

You need to try it!

I quote “Bringing up a brew and a slice of cake”. Unless you like Stella with your cake.

[tidla]

Get a new oven

http://www.smeguk.com/ovens/single-oven/

[aaronjb]

Actually, I might have said bath and a shave.  I'll ask her if she remembers if she ever brings my cuppa up 

I'm surprised she's never brought the kettle up. Attached to a long extension lead. Plugged in. And dropped it in the bath 

[Kevin Wood]

Actually, I might have said bath and a shave.  I'll ask her if she remembers if she ever brings my cuppa up 

I'm surprised she's never brought the kettle up. Attached to a long extension lead. Plugged in. And dropped it in the bath 

Toasters are a better bet.

.. apparently.

[aaronjb]

Actually, I might have said bath and a shave.  I'll ask her if she remembers if she ever brings my cuppa up 

I'm surprised she's never brought the kettle up. Attached to a long extension lead. Plugged in. And dropped it in the bath 

Toasters are a better bet.

.. apparently.

Ah, so he's alright as long as he doesn't ask for toast & marmite in the bath to go with his tea, then