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[TheBoy]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

[Lizzie Zoom]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

Ah.  That explains the cull list. 

[Rods2]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

TB doesn't seem the sort to want male moisturizing cream, makeup or scented things like aftershave. He comes across as more of a Kalashnikov, MLRS or Challenger II tank man for the rush hour sort of person.

Hmmm, now that is a thought, a Challenger II tank, constant 35mph commute with no need to slow down or stop for anything. Go for knock for knock on accident claims, he'll T-cut out the tank paint scratches, they arrange their own repairs. At £4.2m and with a 350 gallon fuel tank the price and running costs might be out of Mrs TB's range though and there will also be 120mm shell nuisance vehicle in the way running costs as well.

[Lizzie Zoom]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

TB doesn't seem the sort to want male moisturizing cream, makeup or scented things like aftershave. He comes across as more of a Kalashnikov, MLRS or Challenger II tank man for the rush hour sort of person.

Hmmm, now that is a thought, a Challenger II tank, constant 35mph commute with no need to slow down or stop for anything. Go for knock for knock on accident claims, he'll T-cut out the tank paint scratches, they arrange their own repairs. At £4.2m and with a 350 gallon fuel tank the price and running costs might be out of Mrs TB's range though and there will also be 120mm shell nuisance vehicle in the way running costs as well.

Yes, that is a great suggestion.  If he bought a squadron of Panzers he could start to create a new English Kingdom and implement his cull plans

[Rods2]

Compared to £4.2m for a Challenger II tank, this is a snip at £90k, a flying car.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5178507/Samson-flying-car-ready-launch-Spring-2018.html

[2boxerdogs]

Went to Peterborough yesterday with SWMBO as she said she would treat me to a new watch for Xmas, saw a Longines I really liked Hydro conquest blue & she bought it for me ,very nice looking item now what do I get her ? She could not give me any ideas.

[Doctor Gollum]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

Are you sure? Quite often laid up with a dose of something gay... Man flu/gout/death*

*Delete as appropriate for today's affliction 

[STEMO]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

Are you sure? Quite often laid up with a dose of something gay... Man flu/gout/death*

*Delete as appropriate for today's affliction 

You forgot about his potty troubles.
If i shit myself, I just get on with it. It’s warm for a couple of minutes and a bit sticky for a while, then I just forget I’ve even done it, although some people tend to remind me. 
I certainly don’t come on here complaining about it. Big wussie boy. 

[Mister Rog]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

Maybe he doth protest too much . . . .     

[TheBoy]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

Are you sure? Quite often laid up with a dose of something gay... Man flu/gout/death*

*Delete as appropriate for today's affliction 

Manflu is now a recognised, real illness that can strike down 50% of the population at any time, and far worse that the female variant, bird flu.


As for shitty my pants STEMO, its something I've somehow managed to avoid all my life.  I look forward to being older, so I get to experience these things

[TheBoy]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

Ah.  That explains the cull list. 

Are you against the cull list?  It solves virtually all of the UK's problems.  TB for President!

[Doctor Gollum]

If in doubt, vote for yourself 

Worked twice for George Wunker Bush, and even better for Rods mate Vladdy simply made himself president when he became unelectable

[STEMO]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

Are you sure? Quite often laid up with a dose of something gay... Man flu/gout/death*

*Delete as appropriate for today's affliction 

Manflu is now a recognised, real illness that can strike down 50% of the population at any time, and far worse that the female variant, bird flu.


As for shitty my pants STEMO, its something I've somehow managed to avoid all my life.  I look forward to being older, so I get to experience these things

Yes, yes. But you moan about doing it on the potty, a bit warm or something.

[TheBoy]

I still need ideas, she's nagging me what I want for xmas. LZ's shoes and handbags don't work for me

Go on TB, go to the wild side. Reach out to your feminine side!

I don't have a feminine side. Thankfully.

Are you sure? Quite often laid up with a dose of something gay... Man flu/gout/death*

*Delete as appropriate for today's affliction 

Manflu is now a recognised, real illness that can strike down 50% of the population at any time, and far worse that the female variant, bird flu.


As for shitty my pants STEMO, its something I've somehow managed to avoid all my life.  I look forward to being older, so I get to experience these things

Yes, yes. But you moan about doing it on the potty, a bit warm or something.

As I suspect it will be in the morning when I'm on the potty, as tonights naga was a hot'un

[Rods2]

Corbyn is in a much better position on getting elected before TB and I'm sure he has a much bigger cull list as well. If you are not a Left-wing terrorist, Liebour politician, party member or trade unionist then you will be on the list. Those that immediately admit the error of their ways by joining the Liebour party and agreeing to go on a year long intensive brain washing Common Purpose course might be spared.