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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« on: 31 December 2017, 13:06:41 »
Minding my own business doing about 75 MPH in my XFR.

Suddenly from out of nowhere a pigeon impacts the passenger door mirror (causing it to fold back) before the said pigeon ' messily smears itself' across the passenger window.

The jolt was almighty and when I checked in the drivers mirror 'a ball of feathers and mangled pigeon bones' made the following car take evasive action.

When I arrived home I was amazed that the mirror was not broken......or damaged in any way.



 

 
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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #1 on: 31 December 2017, 13:09:17 »
Jag 1. Pigeon 0.  :)
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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #2 on: 31 December 2017, 13:18:48 »
Quote from: tunnie on 31 December 2017, 13:09:17
Jag 1. Pigeon 0.  :)

The unhinged little shit seemed to try for a 'take off' just as I was passing.

Baby pigeons will go hungry because daddy isn't coming home.
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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #3 on: 31 December 2017, 13:43:50 »
Murderer ;D
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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #4 on: 31 December 2017, 14:12:55 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 13:18:48
Baby pigeons will go hungry because daddy isn't coming home.

But if you take a spatula to your wing mirror, you and the good lady Opti will not ;)
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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #5 on: 31 December 2017, 14:34:37 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 13:06:41
When I arrived home I was amazed that the mirror was not broken......or damaged in any way.
Probably just as well, as my mirror glasses are well over £200, and allegedly the entire mirror with glass and sensors is £2k :o
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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #6 on: 31 December 2017, 14:36:07 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 31 December 2017, 14:34:37
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 13:06:41
When I arrived home I was amazed that the mirror was not broken......or damaged in any way.
Probably just as well, as my mirror glasses are well over £200, and allegedly the entire mirror with glass and sensors is £2k :o

Fook that.
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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #7 on: 31 December 2017, 15:21:26 »
We train pigeons up here, the next one I send down will hit the windscreen right in front of your face.  :)
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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #8 on: 31 December 2017, 16:02:17 »
Quote from: STEMO on 31 December 2017, 15:21:26
We train pigeons up here, the next one I send down will hit the windscreen right in front of your face.  :)


Racing pigeons....racing whippets...... elegant sexy women in joggers with a pint of cider and a kebab.....cloth caps and tripe. It all sounds very exciting to a dullard like me

I believe that Barnsley is twinned with Royston Vasey.



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Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
« Reply #9 on: 01 January 2018, 20:15:11 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 14:36:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 31 December 2017, 14:34:37
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 13:06:41
When I arrived home I was amazed that the mirror was not broken......or damaged in any way.
Probably just as well, as my mirror glasses are well over £200, and allegedly the entire mirror with glass and sensors is £2k :o

Fook that.
 

What the pigeon,
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