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Man flu.
« on: 16 February 2018, 18:04:40 »
We are all suffering here, my son, 'er indoors and me. Of course, as the world now knows, it is far more severe for us men and I am convinced that the world is coming to an end any time soon; feak and weeble, with aches everywhere...... :( :( :(

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #1 on: 16 February 2018, 18:11:52 »
Just getting to the back end of mine, ten days now and still got a hacking cough. Wifey is on her way home for a weeks half term, said she has a sore throat and feels a bit 'distant'.
I'll probably spend the week looking after her now.
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #2 on: 16 February 2018, 18:16:47 »
We could do with a week or two under a trained nurse, methinks?  :y 8)

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #3 on: 16 February 2018, 18:20:10 »
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 18:16:47
We could do with a week or two under a trained nurse, methinks?  :y 8)

Ron.

A female or male nurse on top Ron? :o :o ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #4 on: 16 February 2018, 18:23:43 »
Excuse me, Miss Lizzie - I know which side my bread is buttered!
Do you have a nurse's outfit?  ;D

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #5 on: 16 February 2018, 18:25:11 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 16 February 2018, 18:20:10
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 18:16:47
We could do with a week or two under a trained nurse, methinks?  :y 8)

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A female or male nurse on top Ron? :o :o ;D ;D ;)

I believe Ron is hoping you will volunteer to keep him warm at night, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #6 on: 16 February 2018, 18:26:31 »
Yes; she will rub my chast and I will.......

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #7 on: 16 February 2018, 18:51:17 »
When I had it, all I got from here was "Man Up wetpants"
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #8 on: 16 February 2018, 18:54:25 »
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 18:26:31
Yes; she will rub my chast and I will.......

Ron.

I've heard Lizzie uses a big tub of industrial strength Veet on all the hairy places so your skin has the colour and texture of raisins. :o :o :o
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #9 on: 16 February 2018, 19:02:14 »
Ouch!
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #10 on: 16 February 2018, 19:33:15 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 16 February 2018, 18:51:17
When I had it, all I got from here was "Man Up wetpants"
Yeah...well....that's cause you told us you had it. No complaints from me on here, even though I nearly passed away......twice.
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #11 on: 16 February 2018, 19:35:46 »
Quote from: STEMO on 16 February 2018, 19:33:15
Quote from: TheBoy on 16 February 2018, 18:51:17
When I had it, all I got from here was "Man Up wetpants"
Yeah...well....that's cause you told us you had it. No complaints from me on here, even though I nearly passed away......twice.

Bunch of nancy boys in Brackley. :)

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #12 on: 16 February 2018, 20:02:25 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 16 February 2018, 18:54:25
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 18:26:31
Yes; she will rub my chast and I will.......

Ron.

I've heard Lizzie uses a big tub of industrial strength Veet on all the hairy places so your skin has the colour and texture of raisins. :o :o :o

Yes Ron. Do you want to come over and I WILL cure you of all your ills? :P :P :P ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #13 on: 16 February 2018, 20:34:30 »
Are you sure? I do have a lot of ills.....

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #14 on: 16 February 2018, 20:36:41 »
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 20:34:30
Are you sure? I do have a lot of ills.....

Ron.
Yes.....but nothing a sharp tap with a 4lb lump hammer won't cure.  :)
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