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[Kevin Wood]

Would you rather have shat yourself?

Did he say he hasn't?

[STEMO]

Would you rather have shat yourself?

Every time 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

That warm familiar comforting feeling. 

[Lizzie Zoom]

Wifey was late home tonight after a governors meeting. I was tired but started our tea at about 8:15. Made the dinner and finished of by making two cups of tea. Sat down and ate..and talked...and ate a bit more..then........what's that smell?

At this point I could do an Opti and ask you all to guess. But you'd only say I'd shit meself again, so I won't.

I'd made the tea and put the electric kettle firmly on to the hob, on the ring I'd just turned off. The bottom of the kettle had turned into a black, plasticky goo and, when I lifted it up, it left strings of plastic like pizza cheese.

What a pillock.

In refined society we eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

.......rather than breakfast, dinner, and tea.

At the level of middle class I am from, upper, it was breakfast, morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper Opti.  Do you remember those days Opti?

I'm barely out of my teens, Lizzie.

    I bet you remember smoking cigars and drinking brandy in the library with the other men prior to WW2 Lord Opti

Ah.....a case of men running the world and making important decisions while the women are left to discuss the more mundane aspects of life in another room. Perhaps enjoying a little knitting.

Or rather the stronger women planning how they were going to manipulate "their men" into making correct decisions!

[Sir Tigger KC]

I bet you remember smoking cigars and drinking brandy in the library with the other men prior to WW2 Lord Opti

What Lord Opti got up to with his aristocratic chums in his youth is best left in those pre war the Drawing Rooms Lizzie! 

[Lizzie Zoom]

I bet you remember smoking cigars and drinking brandy in the library with the other men prior to WW2 Lord Opti

What Lord Opti got up to with his aristocratic chums in his youth is best left in those pre war the Drawing Rooms Lizzie! 

That is where us ladies would be withdrawn to, so we would not welcome men there once they went to the library as we would discuss womanly subjects.  Mind you, goodness knows what Lord Opti would have got up to in those days Sir Tigger!!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bet you remember smoking cigars and drinking brandy in the library with the other men prior to WW2 Lord Opti

What Lord Opti got up to with his aristocratic chums in his youth is best left in those pre war the Drawing Rooms Lizzie! 

That is where us ladies would be withdrawn to, so we would not welcome men there once they went to the library as we would discuss womanly subjects.  Mind you, goodness knows what Lord Opti would have got up to in those days Sir Tigger!!

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Much the same as today, Lizzie................a likeable rogue.

[Lizzie Zoom]

I bet you remember smoking cigars and drinking brandy in the library with the other men prior to WW2 Lord Opti

What Lord Opti got up to with his aristocratic chums in his youth is best left in those pre war the Drawing Rooms Lizzie! 

That is where us ladies would be withdrawn to, so we would not welcome men there once they went to the library as we would discuss womanly subjects.  Mind you, goodness knows what Lord Opti would have got up to in those days Sir Tigger!!

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Much the same as today, Lizzie................a likeable rogue.

I'm sure about that Lord Opti!

[STEMO]

D'yer mind, you two love birds, this thread is about me being senile.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

D'yer mind, you two love birds, this thread is about me being senile.

Yes. Sorry. Make an appointment to see the quack...... try not to forget.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Reminder for STMO  to make an appointment to see the doctor about his poor memory.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Would a 'reminder' every 30 minutes suffice?

Hmmm.....it's possible he could go wandering into town and get lost.

Best make it every 15 minutes.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A lot of old people tend to 'wander'

[Viral_Jim]

A lot of old people tend to 'wander'

But given the social care funding crisis, and the timely inclement weather, should we really be discouraging this? Surely the socially responsible thing to do would be to let nature take its course... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A lot of old people tend to 'wander'

But given the social care funding crisis, and the timely inclement weather, should we really be discouraging this? Surely the socially responsible thing to do would be to let nature take its course... 

Good point, Jimmy..... a week from now he could be found dead next to a frozen whippet encased in a block of ice.

Think how much that would save the taxpayer.