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Mister Rog

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Seven weeks !
« on: 08 March 2018, 11:04:11 »

Seven weeks without taking a dump   :o

I'm like a bear with a sore head if I miss one day, but if the alternative is being jailed for drug dealing, then maybe . . .  :-\

Couldn't they have slipped him some Senokot or something ? Hmm probably not legal to do that . . 

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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #1 on: 08 March 2018, 11:09:33 »
If he was eating and drinking, surely that can't be right?  :-\


Wouldn't like to be in the same room building when he does go.  ;D
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #2 on: 08 March 2018, 11:44:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D :-X :-X

Stay classy, Essex!

I'm surprised it didn't start coming out of any available orifice (as I believe is medically feasible..)
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #3 on: 08 March 2018, 12:36:10 »
Surly if he was drinking you’d slip a laxative in his drink and stand well back ;D
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #4 on: 08 March 2018, 12:44:08 »
Read this morning that the police got fed up with waiting for Vesuvius to erupt and let him go. ;D
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #5 on: 08 March 2018, 12:44:13 »
Quote from: plym ian on 08 March 2018, 12:36:10
Surly if he was drinking you’d slip a laxative in his drink and stand well back ;D
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Don't forget he has human rights ! Just treat him to a Vindaloo or Phall.
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #6 on: 08 March 2018, 13:00:34 »
I suppose when he he finally take a crap he could quickly fish it out from the assorted excrement before speedily re-swallowing it.

Then do the same again in another seven weeks.  ::)
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #7 on: 08 March 2018, 13:21:40 »
Mate of mine went three weeks after a trip to India we were agog at this and demanded daily updates, he eventually and somewhat painfully passed what looked like a big ball of straw.

I'm a 3 a day man and would worry if it was less, ladies just doing one a week mystifies me !
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #8 on: 08 March 2018, 13:27:03 »
I'm very regular, every morning at 6 o'clock. Trouble is, I don't get up till 7.
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #9 on: 08 March 2018, 13:38:47 »
Quote from: STEMO on 08 March 2018, 13:27:03
I'm very regular, every morning at 6 o'clock. Trouble is, I don't get up till 7.


 ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D





Me . . . high fibre breakfast, stupid amount of coffee, check emails and do stuff, then shite-shave-shower. Every day, without fail, if not I'm a real grumpy b&*%rd, even more than normal.

 
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #10 on: 08 March 2018, 13:45:15 »
Quote from: omegod on 08 March 2018, 13:21:40
Mate of mine went three weeks after a trip to India we were agog at this and demanded daily updates, he eventually and somewhat painfully passed what looked like a big ball of straw.

I'm a 3 a day man and would worry if it was less, ladies just doing one a week mystifies me !

Is this down to the 'scouse diet'? ;)
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #11 on: 08 March 2018, 14:14:03 »
Surely they could have X-rayed him?  ??? 

Or is that against his uman rights?  ::)
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #12 on: 08 March 2018, 14:28:51 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 08 March 2018, 14:14:03
Surely they could have X-rayed him?  ??? 

Or is that against his uman rights?  ::)



No, it was much more fun to watch him sweat  ;D
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Re: Seven weeks !
« Reply #13 on: 08 March 2018, 18:15:36 »
They should have put big Winston in the same cell as him , that would have loosened him up a bit  :o
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