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Mister Rog

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Health tip of the day . . . .
« on: 29 May 2018, 07:57:19 »


Be happy . . . . . .  :y

HEALTH TIP OF THE DAY


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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #1 on: 29 May 2018, 08:03:54 »
Number 5...........
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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #2 on: 29 May 2018, 08:33:50 »
Five to ten times a day? I fickin wish  ;D
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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #3 on: 29 May 2018, 09:09:13 »
Quote from: STEMO on 29 May 2018, 08:33:50
Five to ten times a day? I fickin wish  ;D
Do you cross your fingers everytime? Hoping it's just wind?
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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #4 on: 29 May 2018, 12:24:22 »
Only 5 to 10 times a day! I normally start the day by playing a full orchestral piece during my morning ablutions ;D ;D ;D but I do eat a high fibre healthy diet. :y :y :y
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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #5 on: 29 May 2018, 12:25:31 »
I wish I had the confidence....  :-\
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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #6 on: 29 May 2018, 12:34:10 »
Billy Connolly said that as we get older it is never wise 'to trust a fart is just a fart' :)

Just ask STMO. :)

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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #7 on: 29 May 2018, 12:36:49 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 29 May 2018, 12:24:22
Only 5 to 10 times a day! I normally start the day by playing a full orchestral piece during my morning ablutions ;D ;D ;D but I do eat a high fibre healthy diet. :y :y :y
You can't beat a bit of chamber music.  ;D
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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #8 on: 29 May 2018, 17:05:38 »

I have to say that I watched some of Taylor Swift on TV performing in Swansea, in her tight rather skimpy outfit. I just wondered if she ever had a need to take a dump or fart while perfoming. Just a thought . . . . .  :o

 
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Re: Health tip of the day . . . .
« Reply #9 on: 29 May 2018, 17:14:07 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 May 2018, 12:34:10
Billy Connolly said that as we get older it is never wise 'to trust a fart is just a fart' :)

Just ask STMO. :)
I wish the guy next to me in the office grasped that concept.

But it breaks up an otherwise tedious day ;D
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