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What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« on: 16 July 2018, 12:40:16 »

The lesser-spotted Pterodactyl. :-\ :-\ :-\

Does TB's cull list extend to flying vermin?



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Re: What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« Reply #1 on: 16 July 2018, 12:48:39 »

You have been shat on......from a great height  ;D
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Re: What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« Reply #2 on: 16 July 2018, 12:50:15 »



So my bird-crap drone is accurate then ?   ::)
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Re: What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« Reply #3 on: 16 July 2018, 12:58:48 »

That's nothing compared to gurt big dollop of black avian poo that sat on my wing for a month and ate away the laquer!  :'(

Wash it off! Quick!  :y
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Re: What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« Reply #4 on: 16 July 2018, 13:07:05 »

The 'lumpy bit' seems to consist of straw held together by runny turd.

Similar to wattle and daub.
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Re: What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« Reply #5 on: 16 July 2018, 17:11:25 »

At least its only a small one, unlike what happens in these parts.

And obviously the idiotheads round here encourage and feed the vermin, so its a near daily occurance.
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Re: What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« Reply #6 on: 16 July 2018, 17:23:18 »

We had a pair of pigeons nest in our apple tree and produce two offspring last year. This year they have tried very hard to do the same.
I knocked the nest out several times before having the bright ides of jamming a couple of footballs in the spot in the tree where they nest.
This seemed to deter them for a few weeks, but yesterday I noticed they had not only built another nest, but she was sat on it.
Put the garden hose on her until she reluctantly flew off. Then knocked the nest down with a stick again.
Noticed a pair of broken eggs laid under the tree later in the day, which explains the reluctance to fly off the nest.
Still, two less flying vermin to shit all over my car in the future.  ::)
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Re: What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« Reply #7 on: 16 July 2018, 19:25:31 »

Nice colour, no, not the car. :D
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Re: What kind of flying doomsday machine does this?
« Reply #8 on: 18 July 2018, 09:22:08 »

Lovely colour Opti, that even looks great when covered in shit! ;D ;D ;)
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