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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #105 on: 19 August 2018, 15:16:48 »

Probably the same as I would rank it. I would need a bottle of whisky and a bucket of paracetamol, as that would be the better option.  ::)
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #106 on: 19 August 2018, 16:09:04 »

Throwing it out there.....

Use hotels, then you can have any car you want  :D :P
As much as I hate pikey vans, I hate hotels just as much.  Bloody 'orrid places.

They serve a purpose if you need an overnight stop, but spending a few days in one is my idea of hell on earth.


So how would spending a few nights in a hotel with my avatar rank? ::) ::) ::)
It would cure the world, one less thick, ugly, self-centered, unimportant. waste of oxygen do-gooder chopped into bits and flushed down the potty (after I'd shat on her) can only ever be a good thing.
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #107 on: 19 August 2018, 16:50:45 »

Throwing it out there.....

Use hotels, then you can have any car you want  :D :P
As much as I hate pikey vans, I hate hotels just as much.  Bloody 'orrid places.

They serve a purpose if you need an overnight stop, but spending a few days in one is my idea of hell on earth.


So how would spending a few nights in a hotel with my avatar rank? ::) ::) ::)
It would cure the world, one less thick, ugly, self-centered, unimportant. waste of oxygen do-gooder chopped into bits and flushed down the potty (after I'd shat on her) can only ever be a good thing.

If you are any good between the sheets you may be able to 'cure her feminism'  and turn her into a proper woman given a day or two. :)

Although I'm guessing she is a long way down your 'shag list' :D
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #108 on: 19 August 2018, 17:33:25 »

She looks like a lad, fraid I'd have to turn her over.  ;D
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #109 on: 20 August 2018, 08:02:46 »

Phaeton is 2.5 tonnes and 4 wheel drive. Available in petrol and diesel. Never seen one towing though.
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #110 on: 20 August 2018, 09:37:30 »

Throwing it out there.....

Use hotels, then you can have any car you want  :D :P
As much as I hate pikey vans, I hate hotels just as much.  Bloody 'orrid places.

They serve a purpose if you need an overnight stop, but spending a few days in one is my idea of hell on earth.

Sorry, bad choice of words. Villa's then.

Myself and MrsT have really enjoyed Villa holidays, own private pool(s), own house, BBQ etc. To the point that when the kids are old enough, I'll be doing these types of holidays again.
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #111 on: 20 August 2018, 09:54:37 »

These are our preference too. Sadly as we have dogs rather than children, these aren't really open to us. Or if they are they're very sub par and over priced.

Hence long term I think we'll be joining the burger van club :/
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #112 on: 20 August 2018, 20:10:14 »

Although I'm guessing she is a long way down your 'shag list' :D
Nelson Mandela is higher up the list.
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #113 on: 20 August 2018, 20:31:26 »

I realise I'm in danger of steering this thread back on topic, but I followed an XF back from work today that was badged 3.0T AWD. Potentially fit the bill?

One I followed was a shooting brake thing, but I'd guess they do a saloon too.
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #114 on: 20 August 2018, 20:32:49 »

Do the XF and XJ have towbar options?

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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #115 on: 20 August 2018, 20:38:09 »

Do the XF and XJ have towbar options?
Previous XJ did, current model no.
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #116 on: 20 August 2018, 20:39:58 »

Do the XF and XJ have towbar options?
Previous XJ did, current model no.
Probably because JLR know they already have the perfect tow car. In fact, a whole range of models...
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #117 on: 20 August 2018, 20:50:54 »

Do the XF and XJ have towbar options?

2000kgs for the xf I tnk
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #118 on: 20 August 2018, 21:27:25 »

Do the XF and XJ have towbar options?

2000kgs for the xf I tnk

But petrols hard to come by. Although XJ supercharged would be nice option, big space for LPG.

I'm not sure I could base a decision on car ownership, based on what it needs to do for just few weeks a year.
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Re: Audi A8
« Reply #119 on: 21 August 2018, 07:08:38 »

True. But then again, that's a lot of people's argument for not going electric ;).

Not sure whether the 5.0 is very lpg'able, iirc they're direct injection like the Audi tfsi. If so then your main option is probably liquimax and they don't list the jaaaag as compatible. Shame really but hopefully as DI petrol becomes more common, the kits will follow.
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