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Re: Broken Smartphone Screen
« Reply #15 on: 24 September 2018, 09:41:55 »

a) go to Central Milton Keynes,

Has the advantage that you can visit Yo Sushi at the same time.

Well .. I consider that an advantage, anyway ;D
Is that the only one you can think of? ;D
Every cloud and all that :D
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Re: Broken Smartphone Screen
« Reply #16 on: 24 September 2018, 10:14:00 »

There's a shop by us that cooks the fish 
and sell chips too  8)
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Re: Broken Smartphone Screen
« Reply #17 on: 25 September 2018, 18:11:53 »

a) go to Central Milton Keynes,

Has the advantage that you can visit Yo Sushi at the same time.

Well .. I consider that an advantage, anyway ;D
I would rather shag Opti's avatar than eat anything that came from the sea.

Did I mention, I've pissed and shat in the sea?
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Re: Broken Smartphone Screen
« Reply #18 on: 25 September 2018, 18:36:30 »

a) go to Central Milton Keynes,

Has the advantage that you can visit Yo Sushi at the same time.

Well .. I consider that an advantage, anyway ;D
I would rather shag Opti's avatar than eat anything that came from the sea.

Did I mention, I've pissed and shat in the sea?

Birds & rats will have done that with your fruit & vegetables & I won't mention all the extra yummy fecal filling added to the burgers, sausages and other processed meat as they are blasted off the animal's bones. You can't beat minced sphincter & scrotal meat for all those 'extra' flavours. :o :-[ :-X ;D
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Re: Broken Smartphone Screen
« Reply #19 on: 25 September 2018, 23:06:02 »

Turn my back for 5 minutes and my thread is covered in piss, poo and animal sphincters ::)
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Re: Broken Smartphone Screen
« Reply #20 on: 26 September 2018, 00:00:08 »

Turn my back for 5 minutes and my thread is covered in piss, poo and animal sphincters ::)

 ::) ::) ;D
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Re: Broken Smartphone Screen
« Reply #21 on: 26 September 2018, 08:40:19 »

Turn my back for 5 minutes and my thread is covered in piss, poo and animal sphincters ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hold on, I can get this back on track.. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/03/23/your-iphones-dirtier-than-toilet-and-so-these-other-everyday-items/99530570/

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