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Title: Identifying
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 November 2018, 23:40:19
In our modern world it seems that people can 'identify' as all sorts of things ie different gender, race, religion, nationality etc.  :)

This guy is trying to identify as a different age! (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363439/Pensioner-69-identifies-45-year-old-tries-change-age.html) He is 69 and wants to officially identify as 45.  ::)  One of his reasons are that he'll get better results from Tinder!  ;D

It's a great idea so from now on I am 19!  :y  Now where did I put that Marina?!  :-\  8)  ;D
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: zirk on 07 November 2018, 23:55:06
Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 08 November 2018, 00:07:52
Quote from: zirk on 07 November 2018, 23:55:06
Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.
69 :o
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Bigron on 08 November 2018, 08:31:28
As perhaps noted on here before, my age is 29 and has been for some time.....  :y

Ron.
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 08 November 2018, 08:37:32
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 08 November 2018, 00:07:52
Quote from: zirk on 07 November 2018, 23:55:06
Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.
69 :o
Unless you mean vodka and tonic, in which case you're 54 ish ::)
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: BazaJT on 08 November 2018, 09:01:49
Well I'm 21-and have been since 1974 :D Trouble is that's in my head the rest of me says I might be telling fibs ::)
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 08 November 2018, 09:27:00
I'm whatever age people see me as, and what that is I don't care!

That means I've got to an age when it does not matter any more! :P :P ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 08 November 2018, 09:29:50
I love this man. What a way to make a point :y
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: plym ian on 08 November 2018, 15:41:20
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 08 November 2018, 00:07:52
Quote from: zirk on 07 November 2018, 23:55:06
Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.
69 :o
Nope its 58  ::)
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 November 2018, 15:42:42
Eighteen till I die. :)
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Gaffers on 08 November 2018, 15:43:33
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 November 2018, 15:42:42
Eighteen till I die. :)

Is that your collar size?
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Kevin Wood on 08 November 2018, 15:48:59
In future, I wish to identify as a mop and bucket.  :y

The one in the ladies' changing room at the gym* will be just fine. :-*













* - No, I don't really go to a gym ::)
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 November 2018, 16:03:01
Quote from: Gaffers on 08 November 2018, 15:43:33
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 November 2018, 15:42:42
Eighteen till I die. :)

Is that your collar size?

My I.Q :)
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: Rods2 on 09 November 2018, 05:02:14
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 November 2018, 15:42:42
Eighteen till I die. :)

Inches or mm? :P
Title: Re: Identifying
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 09 November 2018, 05:12:18
As I've said before the world has gone completely nuts!