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[Doctor Gollum]

Currently, you're more likely to own an L320 RRS than you are to have bat flu... globally speaking

250,000 versus 230,000. Ish.

As the numbers stand, assume that everyone in Brighton and Hove has caught bat flu. Everyone in Hove has recovered, and everyone living in the marina has died.

Nobody else has it. Anywhere.

[STEMO]

There are 1.6 popes per square mile in Vatican City. 

[LC0112G]

The chances of being on a 'plane with one bomb on board is many millions to one.

The chances of being on a 'plane with two bombs on board is many billions to one.

So if/when the airlines ever start flying again you'll be much safer from terrorism if you take your own bomb with you   

[Sir Tigger KC]

Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu?   

I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. 

[STEMO]

Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu?   

I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. 

My dog seems a bit off colour 

[Varche]

Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu?   

I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. 

Michel Barnier.  Is he batty?

It is early days to know someone. Give it a few weeks and ask again.

[biggriffin]

Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu?   

I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. 

 
A very good point sir,  it's about numbers, at the moment you've as much chance of getting chinqy flu, as buying 9 bog rolls from Tesco.

[New POD]

The sales of ice cream on the beaches of Australia directly correlate with the numbers of shark attacks.

Ban sales of ice cream....And no more shark bites...

[Rangie]

We are only a couple of weeks behind Italy , so unless there is some kind of miracle thousands more will die , some morons assume by sticking their heads in the sand it won't happen to them or someone they know/love, it will it's happening every day.

[Viral_Jim]

Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu?   

I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. 

Not definitively, but I'm 99% sure that one my team had it (along with her OH and 2 kids). I say not definitively as, although they had all the symptoms, none of them are/were ill enough to go to hospital, so they weren't tested for it.

Then again, he's the landlord of one of the busiest pubs in Northampton so, before it closed he probably interacted with more people every day than I do in a year!

[Doctor Gollum]

The symptoms are vague enough in severity to not be certain.

I feel like I have a temperature - feel cold and clammy, glands are up slightly as well, but no cough. Have spent most of the week in bed asleep.

Batflu, fatigue or depression... You decide

No I won't be bothering the doctor.

[dave the builder]

Hope you're better soon DG 
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street 

[Lizzie Zoom]

Take care DG, hope you feel better soon

[zirk]

The chances of being on a 'plane with one bomb on board is many millions to one.

The chances of being on a 'plane with two bombs on board is many billions to one.

So if/when the airlines ever start flying again you'll be much safer from terrorism if you take your own bomb with you   

If your 'time is up' then your 'time is up' so there's nothing you can do about it, it's your turn in the queue.

               ....but what if it's the Pilots turn. 

[Lizzie Zoom]

The chances of being on a 'plane with one bomb on board is many millions to one.

The chances of being on a 'plane with two bombs on board is many billions to one.

So if/when the airlines ever start flying again you'll be much safer from terrorism if you take your own bomb with you   

If your 'time is up' then your 'time is up' so there's nothing you can do about it, it's your turn in the queue.

               ....but what if it's the Pilots turn. 

Yes, when your name is on the 'bullet' there is no escape.  That is also true if the pilot of your plane has his number come up;  if you are not meant to die, then you will not and will walk away, parachute out, from the crash, as a number have over the decades.