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[Varche]

We had our very English grass patch (could not in all honesty call it a lawn) invaded by a mole or moles when we lived in Holland.  Despite living in a farming village, our house was on the main (only) street and the nearest patch of bare earth must have been at least 50m away. 

We lived next door to the chemist's shop, and the shopkeeper's husband, who looked like Sean Connery, dressed like Harold Steptoe, had some kind of agricultural employment (we never discovered what in the 15 years we lived there) and hardly ever spoke, took pity on us after a few weeks of our persecution.  He informed us, via one of his children that he would "deal with" the mole. 

We never found out what he did, but we never had any further trouble.  I suspect he had underworld connections.
I could give you his address, if that would help, but I doubt if he does house calls...

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

We had our very English grass patch (could not in all honesty call it a lawn) invaded by a mole or moles when we lived in Holland.  Despite living in a farming village, our house was on the main (only) street and the nearest patch of bare earth must have been at least 50m away. 

We lived next door to the chemist's shop, and the shopkeeper's husband, who looked like Sean Connery, dressed like Harold Steptoe, had some kind of agricultural employment (we never discovered what in the 15 years we lived there) and hardly ever spoke, took pity on us after a few weeks of our persecution.  He informed us, via one of his children that he would "deal with" the mole. 

We never found out what he did, but we never had any further trouble.  I suspect he had underworld connections.

I could give you his address, if that would help, but I doubt if he does house calls...

The mind boggles JB.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Get a bottle of calor gas, pipe from the gas bottle into the mole run and empty the bottle.....  Go to the other molehill, find the hole, and from a safe distance throw a burning rag or similar in or near... Boooom!!! and the mole is [smiley=engel017.gif]

Best performed at night, with a bunch of mates to see the pyrotechnics and a few litres of strong cider 

Oh and don't stand near the house......

[Rods2]

If you do this with Calor gas and the lowest point where the mole has dug is beneath you house (as Calor gas sinks) then expect your house to look like this:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/11/02/manchester-gas-explosion-nine-hurt-after-three-homes-are-destroyed-in-blast-115875-22683950/

It will solve the mole problem as you won't have a house and you won't be living there. 

[Rods2]

But it would make 'an interesting' insurance claim. "I was just trying to get rid of this mole with Calor Gas and...." 

[dbug]

  I reckon he's about 4ft long!

What's the best way to nuke him? 

You've answered your own question mate