I'm afraid I'm not joking.
I've had a lovely day, been helping Tunnie in Brackley, and then spent some nice time with TheBoy and his other half.
I drove back from Brackley, to Gloucester, and then caught the train from Gloucs to Cardiff to see my other half.
When I stepped off the train at Cardiff, and left the station, I went to the cashpoint, to withdraw the remaining money for my project car that Im buying on Sunday.
A rough looking young girl in her early to mid twenties came up to me, and kept following me. She was begging to borrow money, because she said she'd been beaten by her other half and needed food etc.
Eventually, to get her off my back, I agreed to give her a couple of quid (literally a couple of quid).
When I pulled out my wallet, she snatched it, and ran. It had near on £600 in it (ready to buy this car).
Believe it or not, I'm pretty fit, and I gave chase. I caught her, pinned her down (without being violent or causing injury) and managed to retrieve the wallet. At this point she wriggled free, kicking and biting etc...
I checked my wallet, it contains £190. So she's made off with well over £300 out of it.
I gave chase again, confident again that I would catch her and retrieve the rest.
Unfortunately, a group of blokes saw me chasing her, and all pounced on me and restrained me (to say the least).
As a result, the theif got away, with well over £300 of my money.
Just called the police, got an incident number, and they will be with me in the hour as a priortiy case.
Doubt I'll get any luck though.
It's the last bl**dy time I show any kindness to anyone, I am absolutely gutted