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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #675 on: 30 March 2020, 18:17:56 »

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born.  ::)

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find.  :)

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves. ;D

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...  ::)  :(  ;D

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.
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« Reply #676 on: 30 March 2020, 18:20:48 »

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born.  ::)

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find.  :)

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves. ;D
Sometimes, when nothing else was available, the underwear sections of the Freemans Catalogue had to suffice...

Sticking the pages of your Mum's catalogue together would have been considered bad form I'd imagine TB?  :-\                          ;D
;D ;D ;D

I've just read all that out loud to SWMBO. She just rolled her eyes and said "You'll all get worse the longer you're stuck in".  ;D
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #677 on: 30 March 2020, 18:22:14 »

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born.  ::)

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find.  :)

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves. ;D
Sometimes, when nothing else was available, the underwear sections of the Freemans Catalogue had to suffice...

Sticking the pages of your Mum's catalogue together would have been considered bad form I'd imagine TB?  :-\                          ;D
Doubt she noticed, being strictly M&S in that department.  I suspect I was a good shot and managed to hit the Andrex Runway instead anyway...
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #678 on: 30 March 2020, 18:23:15 »

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born.  ::)

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find.  :)

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves. ;D

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...  ::)  :(  ;D

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.
I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #679 on: 30 March 2020, 18:28:49 »

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born.  ::)

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find.  :)

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves. ;D

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...  ::)  :(  ;D

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.
I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.

I needed to Google this.

The only time I wasn't alone was when I invited a helpful girl to lend a hand. :y

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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #680 on: 30 March 2020, 19:00:12 »

Same here. I have a theory that all rugby players are secretly gay. That Welsh wotsisname fella,was the same as all the others. He was just brave enough to admit it.
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #681 on: 30 March 2020, 19:14:11 »

My God, listening to you lot i realise i've lead a very sheltered life. ::)
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« Reply #682 on: 30 March 2020, 19:19:19 »

My God, listening to you lot i realise i've lead a very sheltered life. ::)
You're a good boy, Ronny  ;D
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« Reply #683 on: 30 March 2020, 19:22:17 »

My God, listening to you lot i realise i've lead a very sheltered life. ::)
You're a good boy, Ronny  ;D
Not for want of trying.  ;D
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #684 on: 30 March 2020, 21:22:12 »

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born.  ::)

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find.  :)

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves. ;D

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...  ::)  :(  ;D

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.
I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.


 Blimey memories of being a you'ff.   
I still struggle to watch a flake advert.
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #685 on: 30 March 2020, 22:13:52 »

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born.  ::)

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find.  :)

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves. ;D

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...  ::)  :(  ;D

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.
I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.


 Blimey memories of being a you'ff.   
I still struggle to watch a flake advert.
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She had beautiful lips the girl in that ad ,she's probably got dentures now though..😃
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #686 on: 31 March 2020, 16:40:57 »

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born.  ::)

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find.  :)

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves. ;D

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...  ::)  :(  ;D

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.
I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.


 Blimey memories of being a you'ff.   
I still struggle to watch a flake advert.
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She had beautiful lips the girl in that ad ,she's probably got dentures now though..😃

 
 
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #687 on: 31 March 2020, 18:09:23 »

Definitely "Gobbling lips "😁
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #688 on: 31 March 2020, 18:49:16 »

The hairy armpit feminists used to complain that the Flake advert was sexist.......as was Miss World.  ;D

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« Reply #689 on: 31 March 2020, 19:04:05 »

The hairy armpit feminists used to complain that the Flake advert was sexist.......as was Miss World.  ;D
Sexist? An attractive blonde simulating oral sex with a chocolate bar? These people should get a life, what could be more natural?
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