Topic: How to wind me up....... (Read 5080 times)

RonaldMcBurger · « **on:** 04 August 2006, 14:22:23 »

Fisrtly, place an advert on Ebay offering an exhaust system for the Omega. Make sure you give the impression you are in Birmingham.
Then, let me win the auction with a bid of £82
Now let me send you my PayPal payment with full details of my car.
Then you can send me an email after 3 days asking what car I have.
I will then send you an email which will bounce back
Then I will contact you thorugh Ebay with the said details.
After a couple more days I can ask if you have sent it, at which point you can ask me what car I have again.
I can then send a stroppy email telling you that this is the 3rd time I have told you the model. Said email can then bounce back.
I will then contact Ebay and ask for your contact details.
This is when it becomes obvious that you are in fact in Germany and your number does not exist.
However, after sending you yet another message through Ebay you finally send the item....
....which takes 5 days to get here from POLAND!!!!!
Now, the icing on the cake. Ignore all the emails telling you my car is an Estate and send a f***ing salooooooooooon exhaust, which obviously does not fit.

Now lets see how helpful PayEnemy are!!!!!!

DON'T ANYONE say a F***ing word!!!!!

Allenm · « **Reply #1 on:** 04 August 2006, 14:25:40 »

bob.dent · « **Reply #2 on:** 04 August 2006, 14:44:31 »

Sounds like a bl**dy nightmare

Fleabay is generally a great medium for buying and selling but you always get a few a**holes out there intent on ripping people off

Marks DTM Calib · « **Reply #3 on:** 04 August 2006, 14:46:15 »

.....insert key and rotate clockwise until a boing noise is heard...

bob.dent · « **Reply #4 on:** 04 August 2006, 14:47:53 »

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.....insert key and rotate clockwise until a boing noise is heard...

Admin · « **Reply #5 on:** 04 August 2006, 15:33:33 »

Flog it mate.

With your ability on ebay, you should turn a decent profit!

Markie · « **Reply #6 on:** 04 August 2006, 15:34:56 »

bearer of bad news Ronnie

If you have recieved any item - and the seller can prove it with a tracking number Paypal wont refund

I found this out the hard way - technically if your sent an empty box paypal are happy you recieved something.

On the other hand why dont you list the ebay seller details so we can all avoid them. Also its possible to be suspended if a seller does not have accurate contact details.

Not going to get you the item you paid for i know

RonaldMcBurger · « **Reply #7 on:** 04 August 2006, 16:26:40 »

PayPal will refund if the item is 'significantly different.....' Which it is. In any case I have a short fuse with this type of muppet and believe me, if I have to I will fly to Poland and throw it through his f****ng window! Now, what kind of feedback do you think the richard-cranium will be getting from yours truly?

By the way, my favourite reply so far is the blank one. Actually made me smile! Thanks for that. MarksDTM.... you are not well mate!

Auto Addict · « **Reply #8 on:** 04 August 2006, 16:28:24 »

I couldn't possibly make a comment on someone else's missfortune.

I'll give you a tenner for it

Markie · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 August 2006, 16:34:39 »

£11 final offer

Hope it works out well Ronnie - guess i was fleeced when i tried to claim via paypal as they were happy as soon as seller provided tracking number.....bah

RonaldMcBurger · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 August 2006, 16:42:53 »

Infamy. Infamy. They've all got it Infamy.

Here is the alleged W anchor:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=140008795087&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT&ih=004

His feedback goes on on Monday. It will be straight to the point - You know me, not one to mince my words!!!!!

An abreviated version of:

Totally incompetent, untrustworthy, thick Eastern bloc reject who's Mother was slapped silly by the midwife for creating such a horror. Buy off this dishonest, lying thieving scumbucket at your peril. He is NOT in Birmingham but is hiding behind his grandmathers AK47 in deepest Darkest Shitville, Poland. The crap he sent is made from used coke cans and marmite and would last about 37 seconds, as long as you don't actually start the car. I want to join hands with this numpty. I mean, join his hands, with a MIG welder! Bar steward extrordinaire. Did I mention Thief? Total twot.

Or something similar.....

Good job I'm not upset about this!

[size=72]BAS*ARD[/size]

Markie · « **Reply #11 on:** 04 August 2006, 16:44:48 »

pmsl

Ronnie i have had treatment for two days now for an abcess and toothache.

Did paracetamol work - No
Ibuprofen - nup
Penicillan - Nope

First thing to make me forget it was your subtle response above - well done mate!!

TheBoy · « **Reply #12 on:** 04 August 2006, 16:51:48 »

Genuinely sorry to hear of your trouble Ronnie, but can't stop

Markie · « **Reply #13 on:** 04 August 2006, 16:53:45 »

Its the sign of a real trooper a total team player; Who despite adversity and personal setback can still motivate and make others smile

bob.dent · « **Reply #14 on:** 04 August 2006, 17:04:13 »

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His feedback goes on on Monday. It will be straight to the point - You know me, not one to mince my words!!!!!

An abreviated version of:

Totally incompetent, untrustworthy, thick Eastern bloc reject who's Mother was slapped silly by the midwife for creating such a horror. Buy off this dishonest, lying thieving scumbucket at your peril. He is NOT in Birmingham but is hiding behind his grandmathers AK47 in deepest Darkest Shitville, Poland. The crap he sent is made from used coke cans and marmite and would last about 37 seconds, as long as you don't actually start the car. I want to join hands with this numpty. I mean, join his hands, with a MIG welder! Bar steward extrordinaire. Did I mention Thief? Total twot.

Couldn't have put it any better, but I think this might just exceed the character count of e-bay's feedback

Auto Addict · « **Reply #15 on:** 04 August 2006, 17:57:21 »

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Totally incompetent, untrustworthy, thick Eastern bloc reject who's Mother was slapped silly by the midwife for creating such a horror. Buy off this dishonest, lying thieving scumbucket at your peril. He is NOT in Birmingham but is hiding behind his grandmathers AK47 in deepest Darkest Shitville, Poland. The crap he sent is made from used coke cans and marmite and would last about 37 seconds, as long as you don't actually start the car. I want to join hands with this numpty. I mean, join his hands, with a MIG welder! Bar steward extrordinaire. Did I mention Thief? Total twot.

Now come on Finlay, don't beat about the bush.......

Markie · « **Reply #16 on:** 04 August 2006, 18:01:24 »

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Quote from RB
Totally incompetent, untrustworthy, thick Eastern bloc reject who's Mother was slapped silly by the midwife for creating such a horror. Buy off this dishonest, lying thieving scumbucket at your peril. He is NOT in Birmingham but is hiding behind his grandmathers AK47 in deepest Darkest Shitville, Poland. The crap he sent is made from used coke cans and marmite and would last about 37 seconds, as long as you don't actually start the car. I want to join hands with this numpty. I mean, join his hands, with a MIG welder! Bar steward extrordinaire. Did I mention Thief? Total twot.

ok bits in red constitute an abbreviated version for ebay....

Auto Addict · « **Reply #17 on:** 04 August 2006, 18:06:23 »

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Quote from RB
Totally incompetent, untrustworthy, thick Eastern bloc reject who's Mother was slapped silly by the midwife for creating such a horror. Buy off this dishonest, lying thieving scumbucket at your peril. He is NOT in Birmingham but is hiding behind his grandmathers AK47 in deepest Darkest Shitville, Poland. The crap he sent is made from used coke cans and marmite and would last about 37 seconds, as long as you don't actually start the car. I want to join hands with this numpty. I mean, join his hands, with a MIG welder! Bar steward extrordinaire. Did I mention Thief? Total twot.

Marks DTM Calib · « **Reply #18 on:** 04 August 2006, 18:26:54 »

Never known paypal refund anything unless they can source the cash from the seller.....never got my money back for the boot lock which I bought for the estate.

Which reminds me, anybody got a boot lock for an estate with a key...

Taxi_Driver · « **Reply #19 on:** 04 August 2006, 18:44:30 »

Guess you never looked at their web site then Ron.......bit of a giveaway its in German

Sorry m8.......Bet you could make it fit tho'........cut in half......weld a scaffold pole in the middle.....

Bobs ur uncle.....Fannys ur aunt.....

RonaldMcBurger · « **Reply #20 on:** 04 August 2006, 19:36:45 »

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Never known paypal refund anything unless they can source the cash from the seller.....never got my money back for the boot lock which I bought for the estate.

Which reminds me, anybody got a boot lock for an estate with a key...

I've got it! He's back and I'll pick it up tomorrow for you.

RonaldMcBurger · « **Reply #21 on:** 04 August 2006, 19:42:46 »

You won't believe this. I decided to slate him now so as to warn others. Problem is I am so nice I hardly ever leave negative feedback, so although I have slagged him off, I left it as POSITIVE by mistake. Oh bow locks and double bow locks. I am now going to leave myself negative just for fun.

-ve Ronnie is a twot. Can't even leave negative feedback properly. Avoid!!!!!

Auto Addict · « **Reply #22 on:** 04 August 2006, 20:19:08 »

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You won't believe this. I decided to slate him now so as to warn others. Problem is I am so nice I hardly ever leave negative feedback, so although I have slagged him off, I left it as POSITIVE by mistake. Oh bow locks and double bow locks. I am now going to leave myself negative just for fun.

-ve Ronnie is a twot. Can't even leave negative feedback properly. Avoid!!!!!

Go and have a lie down in a dark room for an hour, it works wonders.

Tony H · « **Reply #23 on:** 04 August 2006, 21:46:16 »

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Infamy. Infamy. They've all got it Infamy.

Here is the alleged W anchor:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=140008795087&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT&ih=004

His feedback goes on on Monday. It will be straight to the point - You know me, not one to mince my words!!!!!

An abreviated version of:

Totally incompetent, untrustworthy, thick Eastern bloc reject who's Mother was slapped silly by the midwife for creating such a horror. Buy off this dishonest, lying thieving scumbucket at your peril. He is NOT in Birmingham but is hiding behind his grandmathers AK47 in deepest Darkest Shitville, Poland. The crap he sent is made from used coke cans and marmite and would last about 37 seconds, as long as you don't actually start the car. I want to join hands with this numpty. I mean, join his hands, with a MIG welder! Bar steward extrordinaire. Did I mention Thief? Total twot.

Or something similar.....

Good job I'm not upset about this!

Ronald I'm sat here reading this thread with tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks Ronald "you crack me up" [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[size=72]BAS*ARD[/size]

stuart30 · « **Reply #24 on:** 04 August 2006, 22:02:10 »

Ronnie i know how you feel with regards feedback...ive only done the same bloody thing,pillock bought a laptop and never sent the money and yep i slated the fool only to see after id left feedback it was postive.

Oh well lets be honest feedback on ebay is total crap..hell people sell postive feedback...

Markie · « **Reply #25 on:** 04 August 2006, 23:14:15 »

ronnie - follow up your feedback, and point out its meant to be negative!!

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