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General Discussion Area / Re: price of petrol
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:45:24 »
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I'm not going to tell you how little much I pay for petrol as part of the British Forces in Germany......   ::) ::) ::) ::)

Dont tell em............they will cry............. ;D ;D

I know, I am trying to bribe/blackmail my desk officer to keep me in Germany for the rest of my career

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General Discussion Area / Re: price of petrol
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:38:39 »
I'm not going to tell you how little much I pay for petrol as part of the British Forces in Germany......   ::) ::) ::) ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: ar35 on ebay
« on: 19 March 2008, 17:14:38 »
Hang on, he's making out that he's a private seller when he is atually a dismantler.  Not with a rather barge pole mate!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Now, don't shoot me but.....
« on: 19 March 2008, 20:52:20 »
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errr.....so what are you saying? ::)

My Omega is costing me £130/week in fuel. I can't afford to eat, I've already sold two of the kids and I am planning on burgling the neighbour tonight...all donations gratefully accepted. :-[

join the army and get posted to Germany.   A full tank tax free costs me about 55 euros......

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General Discussion Area / Re: Now, don't shoot me but.....
« on: 19 March 2008, 20:43:43 »
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...I'm thinking of buying a Citroen C5 Estate. Nice and big, the 2.2 diesel is a corker, lots of toys, very refined and a bargain price.

Am I naughty? :o

But it's FRENCH  >:( >:(

and sh*te

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General Discussion Area / Re: Now, don't shoot me but.....
« on: 19 March 2008, 20:32:19 »
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...I'm thinking of buying a Citoen C5 Estate. Nice and big, the 2.2 diesel is a corker, lots of toys, very refined and a bargain price.

Am I naughty? :o

Putting your life in the hands of Microsoft......

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General Discussion Area / Re: Slightly adult joke
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:43:48 »
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

Or go into a gay bar (by accident) and ask where you can smoke a fag!!   :y :y

Cue running shoes...


What response did you get... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Coulden't hear them for dodging the handbags and tubs of vaseline..

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General Discussion Area / Re: Slightly adult joke
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:41:22 »
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

Or go into a gay bar (by accident) and ask where you can smoke a fag!!   :y :y

Cue running shoes...

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General Discussion Area / Re: Slightly adult joke
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:36:30 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?

Keister ;D ;D

Its a part of the anatomy that Loo-newbie likes  .....  ::) ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Slightly adult joke
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:26:14 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: its a girl,
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:27:28 »
Congratulations m8 pleased for you

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General Discussion Area / Re: who are we
« on: 19 March 2008, 20:31:27 »
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How many fly reels do you have then  ::)

Still aint rather telling you :P

Well I reckon you must or may have a minimum of 2 2,3,4 & 5,6,7 with reels to match for river fly fishing ::) :P

Wrong again :P :P

I only have 2 rods and reels but 2 spare spools.  A 5 weight with the spare spools and different lines for river work and a 12ft 8 weight salidioter rod for the rest   ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: who are we
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:57:28 »
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i have an omega estate and have a couple of friends who also have miggy estates,we are all carp fishermen,is this a general trend for carpers to have good old miggy's

Personally I'm a fly fisherman and have a saloon.  Am I alone...?  :-?

Before the comments come in I work with Land Rovers and hate them with a passion... >:(

Love it.............planning a trip soon to Fly fish the river Tweed in Coldstream...been many times and never blanked.
I have also fly fished the river Wye in Mordiford (Hereford)

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What size rod you using? ::)

Hmmm drives a pink caddy and he's asking about rods...... Loo-Knee?!!?  Are you using Mike's log in?  Now I know how Mike got so many posts....  ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: who are we
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:48:31 »
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i have an omega estate and have a couple of friends who also have miggy estates,we are all carp fishermen,is this a general trend for carpers to have good old miggy's

Personally I'm a fly fisherman and have a saloon.  Am I alone...?  :-?

Before the comments come in I work with Land Rovers and hate them with a passion... >:(

Love it.............planning a trip soon to Fly fish the river Tweed in Coldstream...been many times and never blanked.
I have also fly fished the river Wye in Mordiford (Hereford)

 :y :y :y :y

I did a lot of lake and stream stuff until the prices went up astronomically.  Now I do more salidioter flyfishing for bass, mullet, etc and anything tropical when I am on my hols

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General Discussion Area / Re: who are we
« on: 19 March 2008, 17:08:22 »
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i have an omega estate and have a couple of friends who also have miggy estates,we are all carp fishermen,is this a general trend for carpers to have good old miggy's

Personally I'm a fly fisherman and have a saloon.  Am I alone...?  :-?

Before the comments come in I work with Land Rovers and hate them with a passion... >:(

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