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[Andy B]

Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault? Last night a girl ran into the back of the ML in stop, start rush hour traffic & apparently it was my because I didn't set off when most of the other traffic started to move .... reason being was that the car in front of me stalled so didn't move! 

£1100 ..... though I knew the body shop I took it to wasn't the cheapest, but the chrome bit is over £400 on its own.



 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Probably applying her lippy in the mirror.

Texting/Sexting.

On her phone.

All of the above.

[Andy B]

Probably applying her lippy in the mirror.

Texting/Sexting.

On her phone.

All of the above.

Quite possibly .... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Meh! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

[Viral_Jim]

Well sh!t. 

At least it wasn't your fault and you have someone else picking up the bill. Better that then a parking shunt by an unknown assailant.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

[Viral_Jim]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

[Andy B]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

She was actually very slim  ..... but looked as though she could be very high maintenance   

[Andy B]

..... Better that then a parking shunt by an unknown assailant.

Which is exactly what happened to my daughter's car ..... twice   

[Raeturbo]

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion?

[Andy B]

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion?

Errr! No 

[Raeturbo]

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

She was actually very slim  ..... but looked as though she could be very high maintenance   

Lords Opti likes high maintenance women! 

[deviator]

Lords Opti likes high maintenance women! 

It explains his love of Vauxhall 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

 Desirable Barnsley lass?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion?

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it.

[Andy B]

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion?

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it.

 

[dave the builder]

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion?

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it.

the young lady in question has already f****d poor Mr Andy .....



by crashing into him, time lost, insurance hassle,  increased insurance costs , phone calls , no car while it's being repaired 

[Andy B]

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion?

Yep....a friends with benefits opportunity missed by the sound of it.

the young lady in question has already f****d poor Mr Andy .....



by crashing into him, time lost, insurance hassle,  increased insurance costs , phone calls , no car while it's being repaired 

Exactly! And blamed me into the bargain   

[dave the builder]

....... And blamed me into the bargain   

you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost 

[Andy B]

....... And blamed me into the bargain   

you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost 

  It's vermilion!

 

My MKIII Cortina in Roman Bronze (light) was definitely rust colour!   

[dave the builder]

....... And blamed me into the bargain   

you did get a rust coloured car ,perhaps she thought it was banger racing
women only see cars by colour  ,not model or cost 

  It's vermilion!

 

My MKIII Cortina in Roman Bronze (light) was definitely rust colour!   

all fords look rusty to me after a couple of years 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Vermilion brown.

[Andy B]

Vermilion brown.

 

[Doctor Gollum]

At least it's not Jewish racing gold or Babypoo brown

[Andy B]

At least it's not Jewish racing gold or Babypoo brown

 

[Nick W]

Vermilion brown.

BL Russet is the textbook definition of shit brown. The effect was increased by the shit cars it was applied to; think Allegro/Marina/Dolomite/Mini

[TheBoy]

Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?

Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.

[Andy B]

Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?

Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.

A bit older than that  ..... maybe late 20s/30 

[Doctor Gollum]

Yup, definitely a millenials then

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?

Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.

A bit older than that  ..... maybe late 20s/30 

A good rogering and there would have been no need to get the insurance involved.

[Raeturbo]

See I knew it

[Andy B]

Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault?

Millennial?  Remember with them, its always somebody elses fault, as they haven't been taught right/wrong, win/lose.

A bit older than that  ..... maybe late 20s/30 

A good rogering and there would have been no need to get the insurance involved.

She looked a bit too high maintenance for me ..... 

[Raeturbo]

Ahh, just a test run mun