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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STEMO on 14 August 2019, 11:20:08

Title: Irony
Post by: STEMO on 14 August 2019, 11:20:08
BT keep ringing me up trying to sell me a home phone that will block 100% of nuisance calls, or a fantastic broadband upgrade that will reach every room in the house.
The only nuisance calls I get are from BT.  ::)
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 August 2019, 11:37:19
Well... If you sign up for the marvellous offer, they might stop bothering you  :D
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: dave the builder on 14 August 2019, 12:19:40
I thought pressure selling to senile old pensioners was frowned upon  ::)
report them to trading standards Uncle Stemo  :P
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 August 2019, 12:30:03
I thought pressure selling to senile old pensioners was frowned upon  ::)
report them to trading standards Uncle Stemo  :P

Yes.....tell them you fought in the Boer war and if it wasn't for a hero like you we'd all be speaking German. :)
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: STEMO on 14 August 2019, 12:31:54
I thought pressure selling to senile old pensioners was frowned upon  ::)
report them to trading standards Uncle Stemo  :P

Yes.....tell them you fought in the Boer war and if it wasn't for a hero like you we'd all be speaking German. :)
The Boers were Dutch.
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 August 2019, 12:33:55
I thought pressure selling to senile old pensioners was frowned upon  ::)
report them to trading standards Uncle Stemo  :P

Yes.....tell them you fought in the Boer war and if it wasn't for a hero like you we'd all be speaking German. :)
The Boers were Dutch.

I know that, smartarse. But being a national hero you also fought against the baby eating hun. :)
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 August 2019, 12:35:40
.....and gave the dastardly Argies a bloody nose in the Falklands. :)
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 August 2019, 12:36:43
.......so you can tell BT to f*uck off. :)
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: STEMO on 14 August 2019, 12:54:37
.......so you can tell BT to f*uck off. :)
BT won't listen, so I'll try it with you. F*ck off!  ;D
Title: Re: Irony
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 August 2019, 13:15:48
 :-\
.......so you can tell BT to f*uck off. :)
BT won't listen, so I'll try it with you. F*ck off!  ;D

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Title: Re: Irony
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 August 2019, 14:32:33
.......so you can tell BT to f*uck off. :)
BT won't listen, so I'll try it with you. F*ck off!  ;D

He won't listen either!  ;D